Hello monkey felchers
I've been learning the endocrine system this morning and now know how to get from Indiana Jones to Hyperthyroidism in three easy steps.

What have you learnt today and is it acceptable to discuss on this, the most serious of the b3ta boards?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:48, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have discovered that James Carter has Autism.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)

and is an unfunny cunt.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)

We already knew that
but well done on your discovery all the same
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Maybe you should also read the faq,
real life names are a no no.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Doesn't count when its him

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)

It was in the URL of the webpage you fucking mong.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)

No point banging on about it though.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)

He seemed to think it was funny to call me Sebastien Winnet

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)

You're incredibly childish
And on a serious note, you think you know about green energy, but you don't know what Autism actually means.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)

It's when a broken person isn't able to see how retarded they are.
JamesCarterComedy is a textbook example of this shittest of diseases.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)

You are a winnet!
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winnet
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Umm did you just out yourself to the interwebs?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)

What?
I have a normal person's name.

So far I've been called:
meat puppet
The Goat
Wormulus
and a Winnet

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:03, Reply)

HAHAHA!!
Stop crying winnet!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:03, Reply)

You seem to know a lot of folks here...
...so it would stand to reason that you're either a meat puppet or a now deleted account.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)

I thought you might be baldmonkey too,
so you should add that to the list.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:06, Reply)

b*ldm*nkey...
...tended to be slightly more derranged with his trolling.

I go with the Wormulus suggestion.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)

baldmonkey is the king of mspaint on photo's though,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:12, Reply)

on photo's what?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)

abrieviation of photographs
I am correct.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Bollocks you are.
Photo is no longer regarded as an abbrvtn - so photos is the normal pluralityfication
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)

The apostrophe would seem to indicate a possesive tense
Although missing letters are indicated by an apostrophe in words like can't, abbreviations don't generally use apostrophes: an abbreviation of gentleman is gent. The abbreviated form then gets treated like a word, so its plural is gents and its possessive is gent's. The plural can also form a possessive, gents'.
These are correct:
The gent's hat (the hat of the gent)
The gents' hats (the hats of the gents)
Gents (Gentlemen) – a lavatory sign, maybe.

Although the abbreviated sign on the door of a gentlemans' toilet is an owned tense(as in belonging to more than one), it still reads "Gents" without the apostrophe.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)

That's just what he would say ,)
Edit: You've got nothing on the goat
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:07, Reply)

He did get a little bit goatesque yesterday
but he spoilt it by posting a picture of his cup face and then by being 12.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Listening to the 2003 Reith lectures
Rather good, on psychology/neurology and what we can learn from certain conditions, such as phantom limbs and synaesthesia.
www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/reith2003/lecture1.shtml
not sure if it works outside the UK or not
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Erm
I have discovered good news but cannot discuss it here, or anywhere for that matter, but it has given me a very good note to end my working week on.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Will you tell me tonight if I lick your face?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Nope
It's secret.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)

But you can lick my face anyway, if you like

( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:06, Reply)

They've found a cure for shortness?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Stilts?

( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Tom Cruise

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Tom Cruise on stilts?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Stilts ftw
I want these for my birthday so, so badly.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Watching you chase a cat
whilst wearing these. If I can see this I will die a happy man.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:07, Reply)

With scissors
You forgot the scissors!
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I've learnt that the roll out of the flu line is actually going ok so far.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)

I'm getting myself some free drugs
Having relations in the trade has it's plus point.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

I wouldn't take them if I were you,
better to get it now and get some immunity incase it mutates into a stronger strain.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Didn't we already have this discussion?
If it mutates your antibodies are going to do fuck all, what with it now being A DIFFERENT STRAIN.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

But it will help those who have the original strain and will certainly help those who have rubbish immune systems

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I learnt
that if I run around the office my cardigan floats behind me like a cape, I am Marketing Girl!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Haha, I'd love to see that :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:02, Reply)

It is a truly special sight
I might make myself a badge and everything, afterall I am Marketing Girl - I have the technology... well I have PowerPoint! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)

You go girl ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I will, I will
With gusto!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)

You can't go wrong with a bit of gusto
Just be careful you don't over do it.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I'll
try! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I'm learnening
How to patch bay the shit out of some of our in house mics yo!
(MyFakeName, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I've learnt
our lungs inhale over 2 million litres of air every day. I have a medical trivia-a-day calendar.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Also
Doctors have discovered a cure for Radiation Sickness.

Holy crap.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

That's both good and bad
as in a way it increases the likeliness of nuclear weapons actually being used. Which is scary.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

I have learned that not only is it impossible for me to lick my own elbow
I will also hurt my neck in trying to achieve the act.

Damn you, frail body!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)