All at once?
Fuck me that's impressive multitasking... Though I'd consider leaving the coffee out of it. That's just asking for nasty burns.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

yer im like that cunt from that cartoon
squiggly diddly. oh get the fuck in ive just found an unopened packet of maryland double choc cookies i must be the luckiest girl alive or something
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:08, Reply)

Eat them. Eat them now.
If anyone asks where their cookies went tell them you know nothing. People might beleive that someone would eat a few of their cookies and get pissed off with em. No-one would beleive someone would eat an entire pack of their cookies and then lie about it :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:12, Reply)

sadly, my family would believe me of that,
because it's exactly something I'd do. :p
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Ahhh
You see the mistake you've clearly made there is pulling that trick once too often. Remember, less is more!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)

nah i live alone they are all mine but fuck knows who left them here...
possession is nine tenths of the law innit? i watch csi and all that bollocks i know the fucking score
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Yeah, but it's the other 1/10th that fucks you
They'd probably get your DNA off the crumbs and analyse the cookie packet for fibres or something.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:28, Reply)

fuck that im laminating myself as we speak

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)

But if you laminate yourself....
How will you open and eat the delicious chocolate cookies? (or breathe?)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

those are insider secrets that cannot be shared on a forum such as this im afraid

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Oh, I know what you've done!
You've laminated the cookies in with yourself haven't you?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

mmmm sweaty

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Sweaty AND chocolatey
And coated in still quite hot laminated plastic.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)