Hello All...
I am having something of a dilemma, and knowing how much people at B3ta love teh fluff, I thought I would ask you, "What should we name our kittens?"

I've suggested Trevor, as in magical, for the tabby, and mittens, as in 'my cat's name is mittens' from the simpsons, but these were rejected...

Any ideas?

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(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:18, 15 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

aww
Agrippa and Heracles
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Obviously
The black one is Snowball. The other one I'd go with Trex or Caboodle.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I also suggested snowball
Trex could work, but as it is a boy, not sure about caboodle!

As for Roman names, I suggested them, but my girlfriend doesn't get historical references!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Shorten it to cabby.
Kitten Caboodle. LoLZ. Gets me every time.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)

What about Nukem and Napalm.
Just to counteract their fluffiness.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Whatever name you'd be happy shouting when they don't want to come home to eat
or something that will be called across a busy waiting room at the vets.

I vote Ratchet and clank
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)

for fucks sake i once dog-sitted for a couple that called their dog pongo
looked a right cunt calling that across the field
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Believe me, Pongo's a lot better than some of the names I hear at work

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)

i really really really want a pet :((((
i live in a fucking flat
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)

What about Darwin and....?

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Naming it Darwin is a sure fire way for it to be accident prone
The last Darwin I encountered was a German Shepherd mix that was constantly coming in to us with different scratches and scrapes. Most recently I saw him when he ran up to a police horse to make friends and was kicked in the face, losing most of his teeth. Then there was the time he ran onto a stick and it went through his thoracic cavity and out the cavity wall again. He didn't care, was happily wagging his tail when his dog walker brought him in.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

fuck
I accidentally clicked 'I like this'. How do I unlike your cats. Incidentally I think Rapebiscuit is a great cats name
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Felcher and Rimjob
You know you want to.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)

How about Cringer and Battle Cat?
Or Schrödinger's and Miss Kitty Fantastico?

Terry (Farrell) and Danny (John Jules)?
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Chairman Meow?
Meow tse tung?

Teh and Quo?

Tess and Tickles?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)