Hello! cunt and pissflaps etc
Where the juddery fuck, (as Pooflake would say), is everyone?

I've decided to stay away from dating websites as much as possible as they're driving me to drink thus negating the wonderful effects that going to the gym have made.

What drives you to drink?
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:54, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

.
Usually my housemate, as he's the only one with a car.

What?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)

It's a good job you're cute because you're not very funny : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Ruffle his hair and tickle him under the chin
He likes that :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I thought that's what you liked.
Don't pretend it's him.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Other people
I'm alright on my own. As soon as I'm in the vicinity of somebody else I start with the "Let's get a bevvy!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)

see i look forward to my glass of wine when i get home
im not really a social drinker
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I do like a glass at home
but I can live without it. I'm definitely a social binge-drinker!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:05, Reply)

well i say glass, but i do mean bottle
bollocks to glasses i cant be arsed with the washing up
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Teet, Moddum?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)

?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)

: (

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:25, Reply)

:(((((

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:27, Reply)

i just meant would you like a teet on the top of your bottle of waaaan
to save on glasses.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

oic :D
i chipped my fucking tooth a few weeks back, dancing like a mong and trying to drink at the same time. i cried then tried to file it down with an emery board in my bathroom.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Go to the dentist
I had a chipped tooth for about 10 years. I finally registered with a dentist when I bought a house 2 years ago and they fixed it for me stright away. Only cost £50.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

i did! i do! i love my teeth
she just tutted and shaved a tiny bit off the front. cost me nowt too
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Fair enough.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I fixed a chip with an emery board once.
Seems ok to this day.
(Famous last words.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:23, Reply)

many many things, other than my addiction, of course
right now it's these fucking figures I've got to add up
they're causing my eyes to glaze over
I've ran the numbers 4 times and each time it's different *cries*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I get that all the time.
I usually put them away for an hour and then go back to it.

The figures, not my eyes.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I can't, this as much a break as I can afford, I've got to get them completed so I can pay taxes
fun fun
*staples eyelids open*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)

What figures?
I'm good at mafs
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)

There are now available
such tools as 'adding machines'.

I think they call them calculators these days. :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I reckon it's my fat fingers fucking up
*tries pencil and paper*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Try using Excel
or the spreadsheet on Open Office.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I got it
YAY
*has a gallon of jack to celebrate*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

i thought it was a bit suss when the olds got me two bottles of wine
8fucking% each. refreshingly low in alcohol my arse. it was like drinking two huge bottles of fucking panda pop :((((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Green Cola is a thing of jenious.
I fuckin' well love green cola.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:09, Reply)

lolwut
i ent heard of no green cola
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

panda-pop fail.
It's rather tasty, just like normal coke, only green.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Wookiee drives me to drink
but it's OK because he usually drinks with me. In fact, I think we drive each other to drink.
But I don't usually drink at home or alone.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I like getting squiffy at home.
I sit there giggling to myself like a naughty little girl that's stolen her parents sherry.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Drunk at home
alone is full of WIN
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Falling up the stairs is my favorite pastime when alcohol has been consumed.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Terrible behaviour.
Terrible.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)

My girlfriend's house
has a narrow wooden staircase. One night, after we'd been in bed a while, and while still a little tipsy, I had cause to go down to the kitchen.

I slipped on the stairs. Thankfully, I managed to hook my arm round the post on the banister and arrest my descent.

Which was just as well, as the lights were still on downstairs, the curtains were open and the sight of my stark bollock naked self making an ungainly entrance to the lower floor of the house may not have been what passers by wanted to see!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)

MIIINNNNDBLEEAAAACH
I don't want to think about you naked. Ughhghgghghhg
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)

So
wear some clothes when you're thinking about me!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:26, Reply)

ba dum dum tish
*cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:29, Reply)

*chuckles*
*flashes cock*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Most things
Pay-day is the worst though
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Everything
and anything
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Only when I see myself being about as socialy apt as Piston at the oscars.
I'm still about as socialy apt, except I lose the will to care.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)

alright pauly?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Not to shabby !
I'm takin' the day off today and tomorow, goin' to me ma's for a bit of TLC for a couple of days. I'm in a lole? lawl? lo(...something, a slump), work wise, so I'm going to fuck off and then jump back on the horse.

I'm well lovin' COD4 at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:20, Reply)

How's you doin'?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I'm watching Andy Peters on that good channel.
I think he's the most 'white' black man I've ever seen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)

down there mi bread bin
↓
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)

lull
*pats Gonz on the head*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Yes miss, thank's miss.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:29, Reply)

yer i ent working at farringdon anymore
back here with my boys it was like coming home :) be nice to have dinner soon, i get paid on friday innit.

i had a go of cod4 yesterday but im a bit shite. you play online or by yourself?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Online, I've not really played online in years, as I never forked out for the xbox gold thinggy.
I'm rubbish, this is the first playstation console I've really played, so I'm still getting use to the clicker, but I am enjoying it.

I've bunged on LBP now to see what that's like.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

oh man play lbp with me later!
i was dying for a friend yesterday but no cunt was online
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I'm off to me ma's at 5ish, soz.
THese updates are takin' forever !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

gaaaaaaaay
text me next time you fancy a game
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Will do =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Awwww I wanna play LBP
Sadly my sackboy's in Ireland with the Fella. That sounds wrong.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:33, Reply)

Same!
Ive grown to enjoy the silences that usually follow one of my 'hillarious' quips
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Habit
I like the taste of red wine and there's always some in the house so unless I'm hungover I'll usually have a bottle of an evening. If it's not yet ten by the time I finish it I'll open another, which is when we head into hangover territory.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Fridays drive me to drink.
Nothing feels better than the first pint on Friday, the whole weekend is your oyster.

That is until you write off Saturday from being hungover, and write off Sunday playing nerd computer games.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)