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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I dreamt
I invented a new sex toy for women.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Was it called the "althegeordie"?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)
no
this was something women would want to use
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)
But all women
Secretly want to use Al, and a number of men as well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)
Mostly men with hair though

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)
Oh no he didn't!

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Sometimes
I'm glad I'm going bald.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)
That's so hurtful

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Surely Al
It would depend on what I wanted to use you for?

How about cleaning my house?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)
I love the smell of Pledge
and with Cillit BANG, those messy jobs take half the time.
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Then please come round
I've got animals that could do with a clean as well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:51, Reply)
I always misread the label as "clit bang"

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:53, Reply)
BANG!
and your clit is gone.

They sell a lot in Saudi Arabia because of that confusion.
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Stop it
I'm trying not to laugh and have to explain this in my office!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:02, Reply)
Sorry
I thought that was relatively witty for me.
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It was
That's why I was chortling here.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:24, Reply)
Tru Dat

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As long as I don't have to keep buying batteries then I'l order one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)
You'll be OK
It'll be powered by a 1.3 litre petrol engine from a Morris Marina.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)
I only have
1.8 TC engines
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)
Even beter then.

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:45, Reply)
Pull a plug lead
and it'll run really roughly, possibly enhancing the pleasurable experience!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:51, Reply)

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