Oh Bugger
I've just found out that the friend I went to see on Tuesday has been diagnosed today with Swine Flu.

We were suposed to be going to a gig on Saturday as well.

So that's my likelyhood of catching it gone up a bit. Bollocks!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:27, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Chill out,
you're probably going to get it anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)

True
I'd rather not get it though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

My neighbour had it last week
It didn't make him very ill
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)

One of my Welsh friends has got it.
And the b3tan that V and I met in the pub on Tuesday might have it.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)

It's getting about isn't it
Which B3tan was it?

I'm actually more pissed off about the gig.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)

vitamin c
It'll be a bit shit if she does have it what with her being up the duff :(
( Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Oh did you meet her?
You never said. Is she nice? She seems nice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Yeah, she was!
We talked about insects and diseases.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:46, Reply)

All I can think about is our meme food now and it's making me hungry

( Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Ah... You love the balls!

( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)

OH MY GOD MY MIND
You've made me think of you wearing a bra with a single lemon in each cup =[
( Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

:\
That's not my fault. AT ALL.
You sick weirdo.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

It's entirely your fault
And I hate you for it.
( Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)

.
What gig?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Gary Numan
And the rumours are that NIN will be on stage with him at some point during the night.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Well, he was with them at the O2 one.

( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah I know
I was pissed as I couldn't get tickets for the NIN gig.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Please send me a snotty tissue
I'd like to catch it before it REALLY starts killing people. Then I can laugh at everyone around me because I'd already have immunity.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:46, Reply)

This.
I tell people that if they're worried about catching it, they'll be fine come the Apocalypse.

I don't really care though. I'll be annoyed if it interferes with uni, but not too mcuh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Apocalypse. +rk
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

*applauds*
Well done you vampire you. How are you doing?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I made two bacon explosions last weekend
my guests were very impressed. I was very sad at having to share them.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)

This is excellent!
What weight of Sausage-Meat was that?
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

One kg
Half a kilo per explosion.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Same here.
I'd just rather catch it after I've been on holiday. Better to be laid up a few days now than truly fucked come winter and a stronger mutation.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)

As long as you're not a man
You'll be fine.

Scientific fact - men have crapper immune systems so man-flu is a real phenomenon... At least that's what they'd like us to believe. The corruption in the system obviously goes all the way up to the scientific researchers.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

On the radiobox
at the moment there are ads from the giving blood people asking to donate now before flu season starts in the winter. I wonder if they have missed the fact there's quite a bit of flu going on now.

Not serious flu, but you probably don't want to be loosing a pint of blood while you have it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

If you're healthy
there's not going to be a problem loosing a pint of blood. Why are you so selfish TGB? Why!? Becuase of selfish people like you small children are going to DIE! Do you understand!? Do you want that on your conscience? Do you!? DO YOU!?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I need her blood TO LIVE :(

( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

So
You're admitting that you're a vampire now!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

small children and kittens
And now I'm going back to being dole scum. byesy bye
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I hate kids
so good
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I'm so healthy at the moment, (apart from a mucus problem), that I'll probably get swine flu and not realise I have it.
*smugs some more*
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Oh
Look at Little Miss Smug over there!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:40, Reply)