So, in little over a week's time
I shall have a house full of b3tans, no doubt doing sordid things with kittums (and we don't even have any cats), belching, farting and generally misbehaving in an abhorrant yet socially acceptable manner. Offline and IRL.

How should I keep them in check? And is it acceptable to get guests to do the washing up?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:49, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I find a taser to be super effective in such situations.
Failing that, if you yell "HONDA ACCORD!" loudly enough, I imagine they will all simultaneously freeze and turn to face the sound...
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

It's a good thing I'll be staying in a hotel then.
Just get your cat o' nine tails out and worry about acceptability later.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Hell yeah guests should do the washing up.
I get slightly annoyed when guests don't offer to wash up.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)

I will help you.
I am on new meds and temporarily off the booze so I will be in narky, sober, disgruntled form while you all get plastered, so I will be only too happy to spoil everyone else's fun. Why should you all have a good time if I can't?

I'm staying in that posh B&B with catface though, so can only be the miserable partywrecker in the pub. Oh well, I'm sure it'll be just lovely to see you all. Yeah. Sure.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Hurrah!
It'll be nice not to be the grumpy one for once.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)

meh
*kicks cat*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

+ face

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

poor catface.
I'm sure he doesn't deserve it *sniggers*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Someone has to pick up the slack.
Kaol's terrible bullying skills have waned sharply since he's been getting his end away.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Yeah,
it's the guests farting that'll be upsetting.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Actually, if you feed me haggis I might give your missus a run for her money.
In Edinburgh I managed to produce something so vile that it drove Captain V to violence.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Mind you, now that I think about it he was a fucking thug all weekend.
He beat up Kaol one night.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I hope you all have a marvellous time.
The first bash within spitting distance and I'll be in hospital (if the pig flu doesn't get me first).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)

Acceptable to do the washing up?
I was expecting to be made to clean the house from top to bottom wearing nothing but a frilly apron and nipple tassles.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:51, Reply)

There was that thing, yeah...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Aaaarrrggghhh!
Mind Bleach! Now!






Then again.......
Rather aroused now.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)