I have a headache.
Someone tell me how lovely I am to ease my suffering.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:53, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning BGB
That's very kind of you to ease your own suffering.

* offers a hug *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:56, Reply)

it won't help
self-flagellation is your only recourse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:56, Reply)

Self-flagellation is not some panacea for all ills you know.
It's taken me a long time to work that one out.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:03, Reply)

it's not?
damn
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:06, Reply)

Orgasm
It's been scientifically proven to help by releasing some chemicals in the brainl. Can't remember what though, and I'm not searching for it at work.

I'm sure someone can lend you a hand...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Endorphins, I think
Chocolate has a similar effect, and it's less likely to get you sacked from work.

Although it's not quite so much fun, and makes you fat.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:06, Reply)

You're horrible
Go die quietly in the corner.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Nah, not really!
I'd suggest a heavy course of Ibuprofen and some serious MTFU-ing.

Alternatively, a nice bottle of your favourite spirit. Your head will still hurt, but you won't care!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:13, Reply)

I always
....just drink a shitload of water when I have a headache as 99% of mine are due to dehydration.

Dunno if it works for anyone else mind you!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:34, Reply)

How's this:
I look up to you...
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 0:23, Reply)