I dreamt last night
that I was continuously punching my ex girlfriend of 15 odd years ago repeatedly in the face.

When I woke up I had an odd feeling of satisfaction, and a hard on you could crack ball bearings with.

I am wondering if I have some unresolved issues.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:25, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm thinking it's got something to do with ball bearings.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:35, Reply)

I was thinking more,
the fact he woke up with a hard on.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Nothing unusual in that though
I wake up in an engorged state almost every morning. Mind you, I haven't dreamt of punching my ex in the face. That would be a bit off.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:44, Reply)

TMI
TM fucking I!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Surely that's common knowledge Dok
I don't know of anybody that doesn't wake up most morning with a throbbing hard on.
( Captain V, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:58, Reply)

50% of the population.
Do ladies wake up with a stonk-on?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Yes
Yes they do.
( Captain V, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Cue CHCB
...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:12, Reply)

That slag is too busy lounging around in France to be on here
*is not jealous in the slightest*
( Captain V, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Yes
Girls apart, I thought it was quite normal to wake up with a stiffy.

Takes ages to go down too.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

It seems that Dok's penis
Doesn't do that "wake up in the morning with a raging hard on" thing.
( Captain V, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Tee hee!
*points at Dok Minge's flaccid morning member*

*laughs*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:13, Reply)

But only in the morning
It tends to have a mind of it's own all the rest of the time!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:54, Reply)

And when I woke up my bedside table was in tiny pieces
Issues? What issues?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Oh you
Tableist you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I think you just need a hug..
but we'll wait for that to go down first eh?
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Nothing wrong with hugs
even despite the morning wood. This is just a part of me she's going to have to live with.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Ah, the old motorbike kick-stand...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:47, Reply)