Two days to go until I'm unemployed
That's including today!

So guys and galls what would you do to take revenge on the bunch of cunts!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:11, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

change the auto correct on their word programmes.
EG,
Analyse becomes Anal
that kinda thing.
Or, switch the coffee in the machine for decaf, then when they run out and buy new stuff it'll be normal coffee and they'll think they all have parkinson's or something from the shakes and jitters :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:17, Reply)

We had a guy who hated bananas
And taped a banana skin to the underside of his desk. Drove him mad for a week that he could smell banana constantly without knowing where it was coming from.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:19, Reply)

You can't go wrong
with a haddock in a rarely used filing cabinet.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Break stuff
By accident of course.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:22, Reply)

The sad thing is,
I'm clumsy enough I really do, do this by accident on a fairly regularish basis. About one or two glasses every month or so.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:27, Reply)

All good
I will have to think what one to use now.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Kippers....
in the a photocopier paper tray - you know, the one that nobody ever uses - like the A5 tray or the A3 tray.

Failing that, use superglue to attach all the desk phone handsets to their bases.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Ex lax in the tea urn
Failing that you take the mobile of the guy who made the decision and write the following on toilet walls "Submissive bear, into watersports and fisting seeks humiliation call 07*** ******"
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:20, Reply)

from past experience with bastard employees
I can recommend doing nothing and leaving with your reputation intact.

Or hide some cucumbers. they make a lot of mess if left for a few weeks
( Peej, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)