Nom nom nom
My daughter made some sticky chocolate brownies yesterday and we had very lavish ice-cream sundaes after tea. There's still half a tray left too. Can you beat that?


Alternatively, when did you last fall over without being intoxicated in any way and how did it happen? Are you 3 years old or something?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:50, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I touched a page 3 girl on the brownie once.
And I fell over at Borough Station on Monday morning. I hurt my arm. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? ARE YOU HAPPY THAT I AM IN PAIN?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:53, Reply)

But I have chocolate brownies.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:57, Reply)

And bad AIDS.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Also, I'm not three.
I'm three years, 11 months and 23 days, actually.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Falling over without being drunk is a waste of falling over if you ask me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Um...
it was this morning, I got bumped going down the stairs of my common room and fell the last five. and I'm 6 months shy of 18. go me!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I occasionally fall down my bedroom steps roffleabortionetc
I've only been fall down drunk once in my life, I don't care to visit that again /still has the scars
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:14, Reply)

camping weekend with work
irish guy had brought over some hurling sticks and we were having a go in the campsite. I was running to intercept a ball when suddenly someone whipped the ground out from under me.

after regaining my composure after stacking it big time in front of most of my colleages (all of whom were pissing themselves) I checked the ground where I fell. yep, completely flat with no slippery bits or obstructions.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Theres a batch of cinnamon rolls currently rising in the oven
And I did brownies yesterday (not very good though, due to having the wrong baking tin)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:22, Reply)

* looks for recipe *
*then looks for ingredients*
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:26, Reply)

This is the one I'm using
Untested at the moment, but looking good so far:
blog.cooklikeyourgrandmother.com/2009/04/how-to-make-cinnamon-rolls.html
The way this is going there really should be a QOTW: recipes section (/questions/nom ?)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I would cook like my grandmother
but she's been dead 40 years. Saying that, I could cook like my grandmother as she was cremated.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Not so long back
I went out and my car tyre was flat. My tyre arm broke so I walked to the shop to get a new one. I was dead proud of it as it was one of those cross-shaped ones.

However, I slipped off the edge of the kerb which would've gone unnoticed, but my tyre arm bounced across the road sounding not unlike some tubular bells being pushed down stairs.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Walking home from a mates in a group at around 1am
A few years ago. We were actually joking about how sad it was for us to be sober on a Saturday night like this.

So on the way home we were walking on a fairly narrow path (with me on the outside), when my foot half-slid down the curb and thus unbalancing me. I stumbled onto the road like a drunk, and then in an over-zealous attempt at re-asserting my composure, I over-compensated and stumble-ran back onto the path, slowly and ungracefully falling over like an anesthetised orangutang. I basically done a Klinsmann dive head first into a 1 foot high garden wall and almost knocked myself out.

It was brutal.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:31, Reply)