I'm with you right now.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*goes fucking nuts*

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:57, Reply)

*hides in cupboard*

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:58, Reply)

*locks cupboard*
*goes to pub in a manly way*
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:59, Reply)

*escapes*
*sprints to pub*
*gets job as barman*
*wipes bar*

Oh, hello there, Clendrix. Usual?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:00, Reply)

We're all out of that, I'm afraid.
How about a nice Babycham?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:03, Reply)

*gives in*
*takes you home with the Babycham*
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I think
you and Clendrix are the same person. and then when I looked on Wiki to read about schizophrenia, I wandered onto this article which made me titter like a loon.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophasia
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Where we come from, we call that piffle.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I am about to spend the next two years learning about all this shit.
*sighs*
I am not Slipsy. He is someone else entirely.
Shut up.
No, you shut up.
Fuck you.
*goes nuts in shopping centre with machete*
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I once heard a local-news reader on tv
report that "the man threatened the shopkeeper with a machete".

Except she pronounced it as "Makeet"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Ha
You're going to learn about people like ME! It's been a while since I last made a word salad.
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Word Salad
sounds like a daytime TV quiz show.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:26, Reply)

I am going to climb inside your head
and sit there until I understand.
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Oh dear
I'm now imagining a tiny version of you inside my head pulling leavers and pressing buttons to drive me around.
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:35, Reply)

This would bring me more joy that I could have previously imagined.

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:46, Reply)

If only we were.
I'd have boobies to play with then.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:10, Reply)

And I could put my willy in a glory hole.

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:12, Reply)