Harder than it looks
Get every letter of the alphabet into a sentence.
The classic example being: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

Here's mine:
"The foreign purple bacterium keenly quizzed the ex-Jehovah's witness"

No cheating!
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:20, 21 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)

the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm jumped over the lazy poster

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)

The man told me that the alphabet ran from, 'abcdefghijk' to 'lmnopqrstuvwxyz' without stopping; I was impressed.

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Here we go
Queen Clendrix loves eating my world famous jizz pie with cock and balls for dessert.
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Dessert, you mong.

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Nothing to see here

( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

desert?
Your cock and balls are an arid sandy wasteland?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Hahaha yes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I mean no.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)

They hurt my face
:(
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

"The letters of the alphabet are
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z"
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

:(
I was going to do that but I didn't
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I'm sorry.:(
Not really.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I have a sentence that uses each only once
Vext cwm fly zing jabs kurd qoph
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Captain V requires serious help to get over his bizarre obsession of wanking over jewish male foxy boxing.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

....
he's not the only one.

Who can forget Rampant Rabbi Goldberg vs Hot Pants Herschel?
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

No 'd'.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Brilliant work there
you sad, sad man.
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21, Reply)

It's true :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Hows about
Mr Jock, TV quiz phD, bags few lynx.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

t3h quick brown foxes jump over the lazy dog

( Peej, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)