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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Harder than it looks
Get every letter of the alphabet into a sentence.
The classic example being: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

Here's mine:
"The foreign purple bacterium keenly quizzed the ex-Jehovah's witness"

No cheating!
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:20, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)
the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm jumped over the lazy poster

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)
The man told me that the alphabet ran from, 'abcdefghijk' to 'lmnopqrstuvwxyz' without stopping; I was impressed.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)
Here we go
Queen Clendrix loves eating my world famous jizz pie with cock and balls for dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)
Dessert, you mong.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Nothing to see here

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)
desert?
Your cock and balls are an arid sandy wasteland?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Hahaha yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)
I mean no.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)
They hurt my face
:(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)
"The letters of the alphabet are
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z"
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)
:(
I was going to do that but I didn't
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)
I'm sorry.:(
Not really.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)
I have a sentence that uses each only once
Vext cwm fly zing jabs kurd qoph
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Captain V requires serious help to get over his bizarre obsession of wanking over jewish male foxy boxing.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)
....
he's not the only one.

Who can forget Rampant Rabbi Goldberg vs Hot Pants Herschel?
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)
No 'd'.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)
Brilliant work there
you sad, sad man.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21, Reply)
It's true :(

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)
Hows about
Mr Jock, TV quiz phD, bags few lynx.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)
t3h quick brown foxes jump over the lazy dog

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

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