It's the "Someone's been watching a super-hero based telivsion show (and/or) film, and therefore is asking what power would you choose" thread
But to add a twist to it, your power has to have a twist of some sort to it. What would be your downfall?

For example...
If you could fly, could you withstand the pressures of high altitude?
If you could make people cream themselves, would you be impotent?
If you could see the future, would you go mental with all the time-paradoxes?

...etc...
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:54, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd love telekenesish
where I can move objects with my mind, but only objects heavier than, say, 500kg. Useless around the house, but I'd be great at quarries and dockyards.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:02, Reply)

The power to create tiny tiny bubbles
No-one took me seriously when I was called Fizz, but now I'm called Embolism I get a bit more respect. Oh yes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I'm going to give this post the recognition it deserves
and give it a pointless *click*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I'm going to go with super strength, power of flight, telepathy ect..
Coupled with such a crushing sense of apathy whenever they are used that I never realy get round to using them for anything.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Incredible strength when I get angry like the hulk

But with the temprament of Neil from the Young Ones.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I would be endowd with the most delicous sense of irony

So delicous that I would ironically stay at home all day licking myself until I died.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Detachable body-parts
but without the ability to re-attach them.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:26, Reply)