Better advice for TGB
Have you considered moving into your giant clunge?
Have you considered moving into your giant clunge?
Have you considered moving into your giant clunge?
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh now,
there was really no need for thaaaat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:28, Reply)

It IS better advice though
If only because it'd be hugely entertaining.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I imagine it would be disturbing
I'm sure we've discussed TGB turning herself inside out before.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I can smell your smugness in pointing that out from here
You're right though.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I can't live there
hobos have moved in
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:42, Reply)

sorry, I'll move out.
christ.
How do I find my way?! I'm lost!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:43, Reply)

should have left a trail
or unwound a ball of string a la Ariadne
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I think you'd
need one of those massive reels of cable. String would run out whilst you could still see the daylight
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:52, Reply)

/shouts
"SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA HERE, ERE, Ere, ere, ere, ere"

Holy fuck it echoes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Well it is 8 miles wide
Absolutely everyone can come inside.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:06, Reply)

DAMN YOU
DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Do pass go
And do collect 200 awesome points
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Stuck in your head now?
teehee!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I'm sat here, fists in my mouth,
trying not to laugh with tears pouring down my cheeks. Especially now with TGB's answer.
Sorry!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I guess it depends on how labyrinthine it is
do you have a minotaur in there?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Vipros! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:05, Reply)

this is starting to sound like
the Perils of Penelope Pitstop
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:07, Reply)

fine you get yourself stuck in a moist, dark, long, tunnel,
and see how easily you can find your way out when you can't tell which way to go.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Just follow the hotdogs down the hall
Eventually you'll reach a window that you can climb out of.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:23, Reply)

you've closed your email notification again, haven't you?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Yes
I was training somebody.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:33, Reply)

"training"
by watching "instructional" videos?

You make me sick.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Well,
"Terrible Horse Porn IX - The Fuckening" won't watch itself.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I dunno
it sounds like it has crawled from another dimension where things can watch themselves
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:45, Reply)

*sighs*
I'll get the Trans-Dimensional-Demon-Slug-Beast Hitting-Broom out.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Does it also
work on catfaces?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:53, Reply)

nah mate
get the 'Fuck-Off-Huge-Antipodean-Spider-Killer-Crawly-Thing-That-Needs-Killing' broom out. Please?

There's a big fuckoffhugeantipodeanspiderkillercrawlything on my roof and I don't want it to drop on my head. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Wookiee looked for this DVD in the display at the service station.
Sadly, much to our surprise, it wasn't there.
And we were ahead of V on the motorway, too.
( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:53, Reply)

is that because V
went home via Glasgow?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:00, Reply)

No!
It's because we didn't leave the pub until about 15:00.*

*We weren't out in the fields playing with horses, certainly not.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:01, Reply)

playing with feeding
( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:02, Reply)

feeding filming the sexual abuse of
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:07, Reply)