I boiled a bacon joint last night
then scored and seasoned the skin and fat and stuck it in the oven for an hour. Crackling is just so fucking moreish.

What can't you get enough of once you've started?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:59, 58 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Chips!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

YM
Or more seriously, Marmite on toast, or with cheese.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:11, Reply)

pistachio nuts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Oh man, they're like little kernels of heroin.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Hahaha!
Have to be in the shells though.
Nature's way of slowing down the eating-rate.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:14, Reply)

too right
while at roskilde festival my good friend sam and I were heinously stoned and had acquired a big bag of pistachios. Halfway through demolishing this bag she piped up "man, I wish I wasn't allergic to these"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Pistachios too
I cycled 5 miles to the supermarket and back on Sunday in the pissing rain to get some, because my nearest supermarket is only wee and they didn't have any. I got three 300g bags - nearly a kilo of the damn things - (roasted, not salted and they have to be in shells) and I've already eaten nearly one bag. I may have some sort of problem...
(berk, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Pistachios are a DRUPE
Not a nut :P

/pedantic twat
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I heard you got "The Drupe"
Poor Mrs. Crow :(
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:17, Reply)

There is nothing supremely crowly about me
/shakes fist
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I have a distinct feeling of deja vu.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Damn!
I always get you two confused.
I have no idea why :\
Names are the same length, and you write in a similar way, I think.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I just assumed
you were shagging Mrs Crow on the side.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I just get 'em confused
For some reason.
Not sure why.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Because we're both AMAZING

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:46, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You just keep thinking that, Crow-boy.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Makes me think of this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wick_effect
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Cocaine

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Me too
:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Almonds.
or Minties.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Crack.
I smoke it, go puke for a bit, and then go straight back to smoking more! Its crazy!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:20, Reply)

crack is pretty moreish

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:22, Reply)

An acquaintance told me she tried crack once.
She said as soon as she hit it, she really wanted another one. Fuck that shit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I tried it once but it just made me fall asleep.
*is good girl now*
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I found it bizarrely calming and serene
and so fucking scared how much I liked it that I've never gone near it since
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I wouldn't touch heavy stuff.
No skag, crack, ket, meth... None of that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Ah...
I kinda miss K. But it's much better not being a ket-head, so I'll stay on the avoid.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:38, Reply)

nor me
I've done a few pills, a load of mushrooms and a little acid. I'd give coke a blast just to see what it's like. Doesn't sound like my thing though. MDMA sounds alright...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Coke is excellent, especially after a few beers.
Not that I indulge very often. MDMA is wicked, again very rarely. I've averaged one E a year for the past ten years. I'd rather just get baked in the sun I guess :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Coke is alarmingly entertaining
For the MDMA type experience the finest substance to my mind is 2CI or 2CB (a variant). Bother were developed by Alexander Shulgin, the chap who's responsible for MDMA. Super clean, a little trippy and mightily euphoric.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:44, Reply)

MDMA is incredible
Probably the funniest night of my life!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:47, Reply)

this is pretty much what I've heard from most people who've used it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I once got MDMA blotters
from Manchester - I actually did a one-day round trip from London on my birthday to get them via my brother's crusty mates. They were incredibly strong.

I was something of celebrity when I had them - the Chemical Brothers and Tim Burgess from the Charlatans bought loads.

Happy days
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:05, Reply)

MDMA
is the daddy. it doesn't matter what else you have taken that day/night, as soon as you introduce the 'madman' to the table it takes over. A bit like ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast, it kicks the other drugs in the balls and tell them to get the fuck out.

I definitely know when i have had enough of it though, looking for rizlas, in the same pocket, for half an hour tends to lead to blabbering confusion.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:14, Reply)

what about acid, Noel?
To my (admittedly addled) mind the 'heaviest' of all.

DMT is pretty mental too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Nah, never tried, doubt I ever will.
I like to stay mostly in control, and I've met so many messy people who've tripped and freaked out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:46, Reply)

It's a young man's game mate
As a responsible parent you might find it a bit much.

Back in the golden years of the Free Festival scene I took a triple strength dose once a week for over a year.

Bit of an eye opener you might say. I once took 8 in one night - not doing that again....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Fu-kin-ell!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Man of steel, Noel, man of steel
*rusts in the rain*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Pizza
It's so delicious. *drools*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Heroine
Or Root Beer

Either really.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Root beer is worse than heroin.
Fact.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:57, Reply)

You can't get enough of female heroes?
.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:58, Reply)

You see,
I tactfully didn't point that out. It was a struggle, but I didn't.

(He likes to wank over pictures of Lara Croft.)
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I always get it done to me
So I figured I had to get someone else!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Its okay, I understand.
I'm a pedantic little shit, most of the time.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I can't
spell
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Me either.
It's why my pedentry will be my downfall.:(

But it doesn't stop rootbeer being the best thing ever.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:11, Reply)

PedAntry
And the circle is complete.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:16, Reply)

ha! you beat me
But I was rudest.

A draw?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Rudest always wins.
.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I would imagine
your spelling of 'pedantry' might be your downfall, old bean....

EDIT and 'me either'? May I tactfully suggest that pedantry doesn't seem to be the ideal career choice for you? Spelling and grammar are somewhat essential in this field.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:17, Reply)

:(
OH GOD, IT'S ALL COMING TRUE!!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I spelled it right the first time!!!
Why do you hate me.:(
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Because you're an amateur pedant
who can't spell and uses vulgar Americanisms like 'me either'.

Now begone before I have my man set the dogs on you.



(I am merely jesting)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:30, Reply)

I can't help being vulgar. Its the way I was raised.
(I know you are. I appreciate a good fake argument and fake petty rudeness.)
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:34, Reply)

This
Is very funny.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)