In this game I'm playing
I travelled through a hole in the sky and I'm fighting constellations. They have names like The Hooded Warrior, The Burrowing Bishop, The Twig and Berries, the Skinflute, the Trouser Snake, the Pork Sword...

There's a theme, you see.

What's your favourite name/euphemism for the best of all the organs?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:13, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Man-cannon
Descriptive and good for the ego.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:15, Reply)

I like these
Beaver cleaver
Bushwhacker
Dark Helmet
Ankle spanker
21st digit

From here: www.starma.com/penis/penis.html
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:38, Reply)

21st digit
Speak for yourself Noel, mine is much more impressive than that!

Impressive that a penis could be that small, anyway.
( Captain V, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:49, Reply)

It's very useful when touch-typing.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:51, Reply)

Never mind, sweetheart
At least it works.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:54, Reply)

\o/

( Captain V, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:19, Reply)

mike woz ere
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Let me guess.
You made his list? Welcome to the club.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:18, Reply)

wankshaft

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Love Truncheon
And spam javelin.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Spam Javelin is my favourite
along with beef bayonet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Weapon
:D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Of Miss Seduction
:-)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Lolocaust!
That's ace!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Pump action single barrel yoghurt rifle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:04, Reply)

i like cock
oh err , that slipped out a bit wrong
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Mr Happy
cos he is.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)