Word up bitches
Vipros is being beyond shit so I'll be slightly less shit.

Last night I had a dream I was cooking bizarre dishes including stir fry with worms not noodles, some cat based dish and I was about to shave a live dog ready for cooking but he looked sad so I couldn't bring myself to eat him.

The previous night I dreamt someone had died and I was wearing their slippers when suddenly they came in the room, gave me a massive hug and then zombied the fuck up and ripped part of my neck out.

I should probably stop eating cheese before bed. Any fucked up dreams you'd like to share? If not go and eat some cheese
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:45, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had this dream where you were interesting
fucking weird right?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I had a dream you
were funny. I think it was Opposite World
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)

you up to anything exciting this weekend?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

ym

( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Oh, sorry.

( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

You said "exciting" :(

( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

no I didn't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Yeah you did.

( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

touché

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

working on the car
as a belated reply.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Worm-noodles?
Have you watched The Lost Boys recently?
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Not recently
Although I suspect as a vampire you watch it daily
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)

It's the rules.

( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Do you want
to fuck Keifer? I bet you do. You big gay vampire. CAMPIRE!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)

I'm amazed I've not heard that term before
especially about Kaol

*sniggers*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

God-fuckin' dammit.

( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

CAMPFIRE
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

nope,
you're just as shit.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

How's the arm?
Also, how did you injure it?
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Better, I can type two handed now,
I injured it in a counter terrorism opperation.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Were you selling paperclips to MI5?

( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

It's called SIS now,
you utter fucking retard.

/I'm belming at the screen.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Really?
"The Security Service commonly known as MI5 (Military Intelligence, Section 5), is the United Kingdom's counter-intelligence and security agency and is part of the intelligence machinery alongside the Secret Intelligence Service (SIS or MI6), Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) and the Defence Intelligence Staff (DIS)."
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

So, you've got it confused
With MI6?
Too many painkillers?
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

commonly known,
does not equal legitimate name
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

My favourite lie this year is:
"Everyone knows MI5 was renamed, but at the same time some government office dealing with co-ordinating local council rubbish collections had its name changed to MI5. This means that the thousands of FoI requests wrongly addressed to MI5 end up here, so while they're being absolutely truthful when they say they don't have a file on you (or whatever), it's a handy way for the security services to avoid answering your questions."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

That really is a massive lie isn't it.
Why are people so fucking stupid?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

That's mean
is it that time of the month again?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

b f s c
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:31, Reply)

feyond chit?
That one was a bit cryptic for a Friday afternoon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I was thinking the same thing
edit: I got it, cat faced dish, rather than cat based!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Good work.
No need to be so smug about it, mind.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:42, Reply)

well done
you can be the first to sample that dish
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I shall look forward to it.
Make sure he's properly cooked though, I wouldn't want to catch anything.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I wouldn't dare to eat any part of V no matter how well cooked
you'd catch something from CHCB.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:47, Reply)

yay
Al's back.

Fuck I'm glad Al is here.

Fuck
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Fuck you
I'm amazing. But i'm not really here, I've actually got work to do and I've finally reached that age when I'm enjoying listening to cricket on the radio.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Can anyone explain
what cricket is to an ignorant american? All I know is that there are a buch uf guys dresssed in white hitting a ball, getting hundreds of runs, and that the games can go on for days.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:26, Reply)

If only there was something
you could use to get information on a given subject.

Maybe I'll use google to see if such a thing exists.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:33, Reply)

You answered your own question
Except the hundreds of run bit, which is not England at the moment. Why should a sport or game require a big explaination? no-one says to Usein Bolt, "oi Bolt, what is all that running very fast about?"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Excuse me?
England scored 332 and Australia are currently 133-8. So that, in cricketing terms, is a huge thrashing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Apologies
I hadn't heard the score, and assumed England were taking a kicking.

Erm... Yay England (We really will take a thrashing, I just know it)
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:45, Reply)

143-9
Yikes!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:02, Reply)

not smug
took far too long
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I'm off now, back Monday night.
Have a good weekend everyone!
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:42, Reply)

If you want really stange dreams:
Wear a nicotine patch when you sleep.

I used the patches to help me quit smoking a number of years ago. I usually took them off at night but sometimes I would forget and I would get the most vivid, colorful, and strange dreams (nicotine affects your synapses which may be at least partially the reason for this).

I started purposely wearing them at night when I was bored and wanted really interesting dreams.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I had that too many years agoq
I dreamt a mate and I got jobs in a remake of Star Wars while on holiday in Spain. Extremely vivid.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:10, Reply)

They were kind of fun.
The only times I have ever had color in a dream were when I slept with one of the patches on.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:22, Reply)

Stilton dreams tonight
A traditional stilton and red wine powered dream scape awaits me tonight. Vivid, probably scary, perhaps sexy, and I wish I could remember all the detail when I wake up.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:43, Reply)