Evening!
I thought of a good porn star name today, don't know if it's already taken (couldn't really check at work):

Cherry Poppins.

Still haven't checked, I prefer the not knowing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I checked, I have no shame.
It has been. And roughly from behind at that.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:09, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:10, Reply)

That was as far as I was willing to look
with my flatmate in the room...
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:11, Reply)

if I didn't know my flatmate well then I could understand
but if we were friends I'd be like "OMG come look at this" and I would then laugh loads when they got all embarrassed
cause that's how I roll
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:22, Reply)

He'd probably want to watch it!

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

bow chicka wow wow

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Well, he'll have his own PC soon enough
and can watch all the pr0nz he likes on that!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Awww
There's always that boost of, "Ha, that's dead clever" followed by the downer of "I bet hundreds of people have already thought of it" followed by the sort of in the middle of "but maybe, just maybe..."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Yes; I know that feeling well.
Not had an original idea yet :(
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Evenin TLiC
Can't think of any porn star names but thought of a good title for a porn-film.

Fraulein out of line.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Sounds kinky to me.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:12, Reply)

I'm guessing
there's spankings for the naughty fraulein.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:16, Reply)

That's not guessing
That's drooling lasciviously. You naughty man.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I almost typed
spakkings...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I almost read that as
spaklings
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:00, Reply)

A fair guess, I'd say
but then she is German.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I'm of german decent
:D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I'm of French descent.
I'm not sure I have any room to talk...
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:40, Reply)

It means we could both play upon some hideous sexual stereotypes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I do actually own a maid's outfit.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Mine are more noir than maidish
There are a few frills and bows like...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:54, Reply)

I've had mine for some time
so it's not as slutty as the name would imply.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Hmm...ladies
I feel a film coming on...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:02, Reply)

My starting fee is over 9000 pounds
and a basket of 10 blue tortoiseshell kittens.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:05, Reply)

£9k
Is the training budget that I was trying to balance for work when I got bored and came on here.

I have one tortie kitten that you could borrow.

I have a meeting with the directors on Wednesday morning. Can I explain to them that I've spent the hole in the training budget on a grunty-flick?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:21, Reply)

But just think of the morale-boost you could give the company if that film did come to fruition.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Less royalties, parts and labour, constant supply of cake,
biscuits, on-tap internets, own trailer with jacuzzi...
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake
It's a porn film.

Lie back, enjoy it and be grateful for the £150 I might give you.

Alternatively send me your maids outfit and I'll find a crack-addled whore to take your place.

Is it wipe-clean or will I have to pay for the laundry as well?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:36, Reply)

I have ideas above my station. Very much so.
Dry-clean only, and I'm not even sure where the damned thing is!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:44, Reply)

We do sell
Some rather fetching undergarments and a couple of years ago we made a brief, and spectacularly unsuccessful foray into the "adult goods" market.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Show me the knickers!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:41, Reply)

^ This

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:44, Reply)

They're in here somewhere
www.bonprixsecure.com/uk/Lingerie-2-shop.htm?id=1326600765068874146-0-4a9309c2&directLandmark=topleiste&directLandmarkP=%26name%3DBigSort%3D2

Or, you'll find the same at:-

www.oli.co.uk/web/main/home.asp?N=4294965277&cm_mmc=CJ-_-CJ-_-AW08-_-Oli&ordermedia=EW092&name=10PERCENT&entry=3&AID=10573714&PID=2459930

The same stuff in a different bag.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Want want want.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:57, Reply)

^ yeah, what she said

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 23:05, Reply)

If I've got my French and German stereotypes right
we could be in for a winner here!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Need MOAR costumes!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:05, Reply)

There's quite a few, I must say.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Not just that
but you'd have to imagine what she did to get out of line in the first place.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:29, Reply)

And here
my imagination fails me.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Perhaps she was trying to spank the person who ended up spanking her.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:02, Reply)

That to me implies that the film was recorded on the move
and midway they crossed the border into Soviet Russia.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:04, Reply)

.
Step 1: Steal underwear
Step 2: Get chased by owner who spanks you whilst chasing you and cross border into Soviet Russia
Step 3: Sell underwear to the Russian Black market. Profit!
Step 4: Spank underwearless former owner just for the fun of it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Step 5: ??
Step 6: PROFIT!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Step 5:
eBay?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:30, Reply)

For great justice!

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:44, Reply)

I'm sticking at step 2 thanks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:30, Reply)