In tribute to Mike Woz Ere's list of /talk failure(see his profle for details)...I am compiling a list of QOTW fails.
Send me you favourite examples of Crippling Undiagnosed Aspergers, Attention Seeking, Painfully Obvious Lies About Sex, Internet Hard Men and Stuff For The Too Much Information File.

All donations gratefully received.

cheers
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:55, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Shits and giggles.
Naming and shaming.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

No problem
I'll get straight to it once I've worked out whether my cock does that pre-cum thing or not.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Did he delete the original thread?
That was quite a special moment.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

If someone could do a mock up of the great Honda Accord post, I'd be deeply indebted

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I believe not
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post414925
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

GET IN!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Add to that these shining examples of fail!
www.b3ta.com/questions/notlosingyourvirginity/post64527
www.b3ta.com/questions/cougars/post325209
(Internet Police, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Are they ALL going to be Spak?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:49, Reply)

It might just be easier to link to his profile
and call it job done.
(bill, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:53, Reply)

That second one is outstanding.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I refuse to read the second one
as it contains images I don't want in my mind.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:53, Reply)

"as her tits came out. They looked somewhat deflated, but I was convinced she had a nice personality, so that didn't seem to matter"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:57, Reply)

*boik*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 17:03, Reply)

It's like Shakespeare writing about erectile dysfunction
"alas, I softened again."
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 19:36, Reply)

And here's the sequel
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post416055
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I thought about this for a second, then decided not to.
I'm giving up being a cunt.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Really?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 17:12, Reply)