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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Hello everybody.
My name is Bill and I am an alcoholic.
Tell me what my next drink should be.
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bill, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 23:15,
9 replies,
latest was 16 years ago)
Gin and Tonic.
With a wedge of lime.
I love gin.
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wanderlust, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 23:18,
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Another bucket of brandy.
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Internet Police, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 23:20,
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ELDERFLOWER MOJITOS !
Something like that HAS to exist.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 23:21,
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Fresh orange juice.
With a bottle of vodka.
Too many line breaks?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 29 Aug 2009, 23:25,
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Just a couple too many.
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Poppet some assembly required., Sat 29 Aug 2009, 23:30,
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I'm wankered on red wine
right now if that helps.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 29 Aug 2009, 23:29,
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I would be too
if I were normal, fortunately I have a liver of steel so I'm just tipsy on my bottle of wine.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:28,
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