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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If I were a ______________________, I'd totally _____________________.
And then you'd be all _________________.

Blankety blank, blankety blank.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:50, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
hammer
hammer in the morning

flattened to a bloody fleshy puddle
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:51, Reply)
Fireman
start fires to give myself something to do.
fuckin' sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:54, Reply)
If I were a sock, I'd totally rock
And then you'd all be sitting on my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:55, Reply)
I KNEW IT!
*points* LOOK, EVERYONE! LOOK, IT'S A LADYMAN!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:43, Reply)
fox
steal your chickens
WHAT THE FUCK YOU STOLE MY FUCKING CHICKENS
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:55, Reply)
You'd steal my chickens anyway,
Fox or not, you awful penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:59, Reply)


(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:00, Reply)
I think "choking on the cock of ignorance"
Is my favourite quote from you.
Not that there are many others.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:06, Reply)
That's just fowl behaviour.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:41, Reply)
If I were a better person, I'd totally be nice to you lot.
and then you'd be all suprised.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:01, Reply)
you cunts

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:03, Reply)
How did your
Date-raping Fruli-drinking go?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:05, Reply)
fucking shit, worst weekend ever thanks for asking.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:05, Reply)
Ah...
EVER?
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:06, Reply)
offline girl, offline drama,
I want to smash things.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:09, Reply)
is your injured shoulder preventing you from doing so?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:11, Reply)
No I'm at work,
it's not very professional to smash stuff.
our IT's so shit it would probably take 6 weeks to replace as well.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:19, Reply)
6 weeks?
that's luxury. it'd take ours 12 and it still wouldn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:27, Reply)
Ah, so it's nothing to do
With this then?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:13, Reply)
Or it could be worse,
You could be this guy: www.b3ta.com/questions/drugs/post45448
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:16, Reply)
at least he had ecstacy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:24, Reply)
You realise that's
"Honda Accord Guy"?
I reckon it's 100% untrue.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:27, Reply)
that's just the icing on the cake.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:17, Reply)
I fucking hate those lightbulbs.
This has ruined my whole week.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:19, Reply)
You are an offline girl
and participate in offline drama.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:17, Reply)
*engages pandertron*

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:42, Reply)
horse
have my own theme tune

like I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:24, Reply)

If I were a rich man, I'd totally be like yabba dabba dabba da and then you'd be all, 'jeez, he's that guy from that famous musical about a Jewish family'.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:27, Reply)
box of books
burn you
burnt like a burnt box of bastarding books.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:49, Reply)

bit less apathetic
do stuff
"Wow, look at him, he's a real go-getter."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:03, Reply)
I wanna see your HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, Reply)
It's awesome.
It gets my Royal Seal Of Approval.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)
I'm sorry, but you can't.
I'm not going to fish it out of the bin for you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)
tyrannosaurus rex
bite Gordon Brown's head off
be forever in my debt
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:42, Reply)

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