God, festival bogs.
I was far too close to some of those yesterday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

the ones at the festival I was at
were delightfully clean. I was astonished.

Went into one of them and it seemed like they'd piped in the smell of weed, or someone had eaten several ounces, and then crapped it out, almost undigested
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:37, Reply)

smug cunt

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:38, Reply)

trying to pretend you aren't a panderer isn't going to work
everyone here knows what you are really like now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Did you smugly reach into the bowl,
Take it out and fill your pipe, smugly?
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:39, Reply)

no
because someone hadn't actually crapped out a load of weed, and if they had I wouldn't have reached in, picked it up and smoked it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:41, Reply)

With smugness?

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I bet he's "high on life"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Hahaha!
I hate those people so much.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I used to work with a guy who said it about caffine,
I never made him a coffee again.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I would've made it still.
But spat in it every day.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)

nope
mostly on pot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Some girl fell in.
The big hole-over-a-shared-trough ones. She spent the rest of the weekend being followed by a train of people carrying signs and shouting things like 'poo girl' and 'shit swimmer'
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:38, Reply)

POIDH

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:39, Reply)

that's fucking terrible,
the crowd at Reading/Leeds are the worst of all the festivals.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Of the festivals I've been to,
I've gotta agree.
The Download crowds were really chilled out every year. Until you're in the pit for Limp Bizkit.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Sonisphere was really chilled
I figured that it was too expensive for cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)

In my experiance,
The more money someone has, the more cunt-potential they have.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

not if they are spending that money on seeing bands that they actually want to see
rather than going to a festival to be a cunt

and besides, your experience is spelt wrong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:48, Reply)

You're right.
I totally did spell that wrong. I'm sorry.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:49, Reply)

it's ok
the welsh can't spell

they change their minds about using Cs and Gs at the beginning of some of their words, as and when the mood takes them. and then they lie about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

And random W's in words
Are U's for some reason.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I also found that it is better to completely butcher their pronunciations
by saying it as it would be in English than to try and achieve the Welsh one. For this reason I never once called my ex by her full name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:59, Reply)

What was her full name?

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Gwenllian
the double l's make it hard to pronounce
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

That's a horrible-looking word.

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Easy:
Gwen-snnnnnnnNNNNNNRRRRRRKKKKKKKspit-ian.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

get used to it
best welsh word - supermarket = archfarchnad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

"Services" is pretty good.
Gwarchwollchern or something. I dunno how the hell I'd look that up.
English to Welsh online translator? I doubt ANYONE has that much time on their hands.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Well shut my mouth.
Gwasanaethau.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:15, Reply)

This reminds me of one of Wookiee's gems...
According to him, in order to achieve accurate pronunciation of the Welsh language, one requires a throatful of ejaculate.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:04, Reply)

aha god that's Hilarious.
S'like my dad teaching me how to say my "G's" properly in Dutch.
"Pretend you have a gob of phlegm at the back of your throat!"
My face: o.O
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Or a nasty chest infection.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)

You remember the
"peanut taste"?
Weird stuff.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:25, Reply)

They all seem to love burning gas canisters at Reading too.
Stupid kids.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

This is also true of Leeds.
We just blew up all our canned food.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:52, Reply)

That is true.
There was a riot when I went and I was scared. I said prayers and everything.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:45, Reply)