Other than the fact
that I intend to steal DiT's Mrs away from him whilst listening to The Archers, what else makes me a middle class twat.

Funny answers please, I won't read them until this evening.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:32, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The level of self-awareness
and self-obsession your above post displays.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I dunno?
is DiT's Mrs a fittie? PST PIX PLS!!!!
( Peej, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Yes
Yes she is!! *beams*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Would

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Ba-Zing

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Pix anyone?

( Peej, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Do'h
I am she, she is me, me is her etc
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Ooh I hadn't seen your new profile stuff
Very nice m'dear :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Haha
Why thank you! I would post some of my stuff on the main board but I get scared so don't do it! Haha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Do it, I can't as I'm not creative or compentent enough
but I do love to lurk on main
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Hmmm...
Maybe I will sometime then, if EMOs or zoo animals are ever mentioned I have many things to post! :)

I also lurk on the main too, its fun!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Yay :)
I look forward to seeing them
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Your silly little beard.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)

yeah!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)

You're not middle-class
You toffee-nosed snob.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Your choice of the Guardian as a newspaper.
And calling your children Tarquin and Hermione.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)

that's a bit harsh
they are called Rupert and Sara
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

You are an awful penis
That's nothing to do with class ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)

You have sanded floors in your house instead of carpets.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Your garden
although that could just be me being jealous of your juicy tomatoes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)

fresh garden produce is awesome
had one of my homegrown aubergines yesterday. it was great.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

SMuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuG.

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

fuck you welsh boy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Aubergines are disgusting and wrong
they're the worst of all the vegetations
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

fuck no
cucumbers are far far worse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)

No, cucumbers are aces
you're thinking of celery.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

celery has its place
mainly in stock, or a stew

cucumber on the other hand is completely without merit. and it tastes fucking foul
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)

2nded
celery - ruiner of stews
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Aubergines are ace when put into a recipe made by the lovely Tourettes.
Which I then copied at home and managed not to fuck it up.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

LIES on the internet

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

aubergines are ace
two words: BABA GANOUSH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Aw, bless your heart
That would be good Greek traditional food - "melitzana sto fourno".
(That just means "aubergine done in the oven" - incorporating a rather nice sauce, topped with sliced feta, sprinkled with nutmeg.)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Aubergines taste of complete wrong and ashes and farts.
Fresh tomatoes, straight off the vine are where its at.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Rather than sniffing the seats of ladies bicycles parked outside the library like everyone else,
you have gone out and purchased a posh ladies bicycle upon which to sate your distasteful lusts.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)

If I was you,
This would get the Insult Goblin Seal of Approval.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Haahahah!
Bicycle seat sniffers of the world unite.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:24, Reply)

WHAT THE?
I'VE BEEN MARRIED FIVE MINUTES, YOU AWFUL CAD.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

serves you right for marrying someone who isn't ugly
you need to shoot for your own level.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

This is why I only go out with munters.
Never had one stolen off me yet.


(last bf not included in this statement)
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)