Yeah, just slash the budget a little.
Catface and I have worked out that given the average UK cost of a wedding, if we start saving now we can afford to get married in 1538.46154 years time. Don't go getting out the fancy hats just yet. Yes, that means YOU al. I've seen that pretty headgear you're wearing in your Facebook pic.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wicked.
I'll be there, front row.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I can picture it now.
The gnome theme... the little toadstools that all the guests sit on... the ceremonial fish pond... all his little people forming a tiny arch of fishing rods that I have to crawl through on my way down the aisle...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Walking down the aisle to the "David the Gnome" theme tune...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I was going to pay a harpist to play "I love horses"

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I have clicked "I like this".
An OT first, I think.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I'll be squatting in the aisle
curling out a fat one and wanking furiously.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Pffft,
You'll be dead by then.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Which reminds me,
bring your mum.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Can't you make everything out of paper?
Even the dress?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Toilet paper.

( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Wet it to a pulp,
Stick it on.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Like papier mache
for the little folk
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)