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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If he comes too soon make him go down on you until he's ready to try again.

Or, make a point of explaining that if you go unsatisfied, you will be telling all his friends about it. The worry should prevent him doing anything.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
NSFW - mong porn
www.heaven666.org/fat-ugly-and-small-12826.php
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)
That is so wrong

(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)
It inspires hope in me

(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:37, Reply)
I'd rather have a wank

(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:32, Reply)
Hahahaha, you think he's got friends?
Nah, I might get him all the way out here, and just do nothing. He'll hate me, but you know.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)
On behalf of all men out there: NOT FUNNY.

(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)
On behalf of all women:
Coming after 15 seconds - ALSO NOT FUNNY
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:39, Reply)
How old is he?

(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:40, Reply)
Now, 21.
When we first slept together, 18.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:42, Reply)
I shouldn't mock someone I know nothing about
but you'd think after three years you would have learnt to control yourself a bit better.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)
Hold up
aren't you only just 18? Doesn't that mean he's a peadofile statutory rapist?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)
Oh man, they're totally going to laugh at him in the nonce wing.

(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)
I bet they'll take it in turns
to poke his cock and laugh as he comes before they beat him up with their soap wrapped in towels
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)
We've not been together.
We were going out, but he broke up with me. We've slept together about...10 times in those 3 years? And I'm the only girl he's slept with.


I was 16. I'm 19 in a matter of days :)
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)
not deliberate either
whereas what you have planned is a typical example of illogical womanly nastiness.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)
Well, you say it's not deliberate
sometimes I just want to go to sleep.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)
THIS.
Failing to come for half an hour while receiving a hand job? Also not funny.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)
It's not his fault your massive pert 17 year old heaving oiled breasts and limp wristed manual action
aren't enough to make him want to spaff his batter.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)
Ok, lets clear some things up here...
1) I'm almost 19.
2) I wish my breasts were massive.
3) I'll have you know, I'm rather good at handjobs.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)

1) Fair enough
2) I'm not psychochomp, so no comment
3) sadly, all the evidence so far points to the contrary.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)
I wasn't looking for comment.
Not true! He actually told me he did it on purpose just to piss me off. When it suited him, he could come faster than a virgin on the set of a porn film.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:07, Reply)
He told you that
but the reality was that he was feeling horny earlier in the day and elected to have a wank by himself.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)

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