Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a cock-tail.
My friends all like beers, but I think they taste stale.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends.
So oh lord, won't you buy me, a cock-tail.

This thread has TWO pourpuses, the first one is to help me determind what cocktails I should go for tonight. The second is so people can pay attention to me, yes, ME.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:44, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm tempted to go watch district 9 now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:45, Reply)

You heard good things about it?

( Cawl, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah it just got 5 stars on radio 1,
but I wont because it'll be a rush to get to london in time,
I'll go tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Hmmm...
I might pop along on Sunday then.
( Cawl, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)

The Metro said it was a must see

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

It's awesome, I'm going to see it in non-crappy-pirate-o-vision next week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I'll pay attention
I'm in need of attention myself though. So how about I stare at you for half an hour, then you listen to my anecdotes about Great Aunty Nelly?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

kyoto martini

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

This one

Hahahaha, aren't I just hilarious?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Blind Man's Bluff

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Lacking 2 syllables
Here and there
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Erectile Disfunction

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Mind Eraser

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Have a Screaming Blue Motherfucker
extra points if you can find a barman who knows what it is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Furious Jenkins

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Hahaha!
That wasn't a bad concoction at all.
( Cawl, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

You're hardly discerning, Trampini Boy.

( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Ask the barman for a
hand job. Insist that if he knows how to do it well it should be finished in 2 minutes.
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)

But if they're rubbish you could be there for half an hour

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

And feeling sore.

( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Yay
It's wookie's carer!
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I'm doing a good job, too.
There have been no instances of him being abandoned unconscious in an alleyway since the last time.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I shall be avoiding alleyways this time.
If I pass out, it'll be in the middle of the street.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

*tuts*
If you delay my bus home, I will be very annoyed.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

RULES:
1. You must only drink cocktails.
2. One of them must be on fire.
3. No two cocktails may be of the same colour.
4. At least one stream of rainbow sick must be produced before midnight.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)

This sounds like a great game.
Shame I won't be drinking.
( Cawl, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Don't worry, these rules are for Gonz.
The rest of us will be on proper drinks.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

SPARKLY SHINEY NEON DRINKS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Big Fucking Gay

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I've gotta drive.
Fucking sucks.
( Cawl, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

taxi

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha!
You got £70-odd knocking around for me?
( Cawl, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

He'd easily earn £70 knocking around

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Pffft!

( Cawl, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

It's his gorgeous eyes
and the way he says

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I'll be easy to spot

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

You'd better be wearing a scarf.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 16:46, Reply)

He looks left, he looks right, he keeps his eye on the ball and goes for the punt....
.... GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-TED !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Aside the colour and sick one, YOU'RE ON

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Some of my usuals:
Long Island Iced Tea:
Half shots of Vodka, Gin, White Rum, Tequila & Triple Sec, a shot of lemon juice, shake and layer over coke in a highball.

Whiskey Sour:
3 shots of bourbon (I usually use Jim Beam), 2 shots of lemon juice, caster sugar, water to taste (about 2 shots usually). Shake and serve in a highball over ice.

White Russian:
1 shot each of Vodka & Kahlua, shake with milk and serve over ice in a rocks glass.

Old Fashioned:
Double Bourbon, 1 sugar cube, 2 dashes Angostura bitters & a splash of soda water,
Place sugar cube in a rocks glass and moisten with bitters, add a dash of soda water. Muddle until dissolved. Fill the glass with ice cubes and add whiskey.

It's a bit of a stretch calling this a cocktail but
TVR:
1 shot each of Vodka and Tequila, Red Bull for the mixer, serve over ice in a highball.

Edit: Forgot the Old Fashioned
(bill, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I like
slightly more vodka than kaluha and a mix of half milk / half cream. And it should be shaken with ice.

And watched with The Big Lebowski.
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Nearly everything that needs shaking
should be shaken with ice!
(bill, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)

when I get round to shaking
Jonathan Ross by the neck I'm taking him to the Arctic first.
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

that had better get on youtube...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

It'll be on porn
hub first. I'll gaz you the URL.
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I'll give you a lift, if you like.

(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I thought you'd messed up your knee?

( Cawl, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

don't need a knee to fly a fighter jet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

In fact given how tall he is
he'd be better off chopping his lower legs off.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

mmmmm
also, aside from the Screaming Blue Motherfucker (vodka, gin, triple sec, rum and blue curacao over ice) the Long Island Iced Tea is the king of cocktails!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

In case you didn't notice
I rather like your sig.
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)