Something quick
I have to get home from work, eat and then go to work in the pub.
Pasta and chickpeas, something like that...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

chick peas should only be used for making falafels, making humous, or making into the flour they use for onion bhajis
anything else is just wrong.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Mmmm, bhajis...
No, with some onion and garlic, chickpeas are nice with pasta. Plain and simple but tasty. I like the texture of them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

wrong
chickpeas should only ever be used to throw across the table at your brother/sister/great aunt jessie
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:09, Reply)

All leave the chickpeas alone!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:10, Reply)

*ahem*
I've never eaten them before, what do they taste like? Am I missing out?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:11, Reply)

They're little balls of nice texture
And they are the parents of hummous, therefore I like them. They don't really taste of anything though...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Hippy Balls

( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I like this
I'm having pasta and hippy balls for tea ; )
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Pfffff
You made me spit out my drink you silly!! Haha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Stop laughing, nemesis
*narrows eyes*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Ooooh I see
that's the way you want to play is it nemesis...

*bulges eyes*

*narrows eyes*

*throws brick at roota’s window*

*cheeses it*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:20, Reply)

*shakes fist*
I know your mother!!!!!!!!!

(That was shit. Shit. I'm a shit nemesis. Like my ex-nemesis, the Pillock...)

EDIT: I saw that!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Mwahahaha!
You saw nothing! I'm too fast for your eyes! I'm like Batman me...

I'm like the night!

*throws a flash-bang and jumps into a helicopter*

p.s fear not, you're better than the Pillock! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I think I have a lot to learn.
You're an ace nemesis. I'm going to tell the Pillock tonight.
"Listen, there's someone else. It's not your fault. It IS your fault... It's not your brown suit's fault though. You were a shit nemesis long before you got your brown suit. There's nothing we could have done. I'll never forget you."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Hahahaha
Aww poor The Pillock! :(

Now is the dawn of Flim-Flam and the sky is red... with BLOOD!!

Mwahahahahaha... or something like that
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:30, Reply)

You absolute crank
But er, yeah, "So you live to see another day, FlimQuim, but vengeance will be mine. Miiine, I tell theeeeee."

(How was that? I'm just off home. Back in a bit.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Hahaha
that was pretty good actually!! :D

I fear that I should warn you, you brought this upon yourself!! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Do yer worstest, Quim-Quam!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:06, Reply)

I'm thinking "got your brown suit"
is a euphemism for "shit your pants". Am I right?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:43, Reply)

He is a shitty-arse
but I'm referring to his actual real brown suit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:07, Reply)

I make my own houmous, it's dead easy & much cheaper than the supermarket tubs:
Mash a load of chickpeas, whack in some smooth peanut butter (I find tahini rather bitter) as much crushed garlic as you like (2-3 cloves) and the juice from 2 or 3 lemons. If I have sesame seeds, I toast them lightly in a dry frying pan and mix those in too. NOM.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:03, Reply)