What's your favourite biscuit.
And why.

I'm partial to a chocolate bourbon. Because they look the same after you've dunked them in someones ass.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

a plain old chocolate digestive cos im a tedious cunt
anyone who says hobnobs is a wanker
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:55, Reply)

i tell you what though
id fucking kill a man for some waffles and baileys right now
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:56, Reply)

Would you kill a kitten?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:58, Reply)

God Damn
my coffee tastes especially fine this morning. I wonder why.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:58, Reply)

im off work today so its bacon eggs sausage the fucking works inna bit
i have a fancy lunch date. i cant be seen to eat because thats just uncouth
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Nothing says class like sucking them off under the table

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:09, Reply)

And That's why
I stopped having lunch with Al.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:18, Reply)

and why I started

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Yeah you did
*trigger fingers*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Hahahaha
You and your trigger fingers!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:54, Reply)

You could have had some more
if you had stayed longer.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:58, Reply)

IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN!!
curses!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I thought I had made it pretty clear in the weeks leading up to our meeting.
And women have the audacity to complain about men not reading signals!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Yeah but I don't really count
I'm a bit shit at reading signs. Even though I am indeed a lady, I seem to have missed out on that gift, and the whole multi-tasking thing... I do have the shoe obsession though!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:09, Reply)

I can't read the signs either : (
I wouldn't know someone fancied me unless they had their tongue down my throat.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:10, Reply)

And how!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Shoes
Shoes I love shoes!

(sung in the style of The IT Crowds Willys song)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:14, Reply)

"It's I *LOVE* Willies!"

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Could
you keep it down please! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Did you have a good weekend?
You missed out on seeing Amy Winehouse. She's very small
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I did, thankyouverymuchta.
I'm glad I missed Amy Winehouse though. She gives me TEH FEAR.

Also, I hear you didn't talk to my Mrs. much. Thanks, I was worried she would fall for your charms, as shown in your lovely cartoon.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:33, Reply)