First question of the day.
Why me?
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:32, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

because you fit the bill.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:43, Reply)

Like the kind you get at the end of a meal?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Like the kind you get at the end of a duck

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:19, Reply)

The dangerous end of a duck as opposed to the fun end.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:24, Reply)

That depends
On how well trained the duck is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:42, Reply)

I prefer untrained ducks
the element of surprise is important to me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:42, Reply)

What you need is a ninja duck.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:59, Reply)

The mere idea of a ninja duck
has just made me soil my underwear
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:02, Reply)

And I have to say
why not you?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:49, Reply)

i dont know im just here for the free biscuits

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:50, Reply)

I want biscuits now
dammit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:53, Reply)

What's your favourite biscuit.
And why.

I'm partial to a chocolate bourbon. Because they look the same after you've dunked them in someones ass.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:54, Reply)

a plain old chocolate digestive cos im a tedious cunt
anyone who says hobnobs is a wanker
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:55, Reply)

i tell you what though
id fucking kill a man for some waffles and baileys right now
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:56, Reply)

Would you kill a kitten?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:58, Reply)

God Damn
my coffee tastes especially fine this morning. I wonder why.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:58, Reply)

im off work today so its bacon eggs sausage the fucking works inna bit
i have a fancy lunch date. i cant be seen to eat because thats just uncouth
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Nothing says class like sucking them off under the table

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:09, Reply)

And That's why
I stopped having lunch with Al.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:18, Reply)

and why I started

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Yeah you did
*trigger fingers*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Hahahaha
You and your trigger fingers!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:54, Reply)

You could have had some more
if you had stayed longer.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:58, Reply)

IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN!!
curses!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I thought I had made it pretty clear in the weeks leading up to our meeting.
And women have the audacity to complain about men not reading signals!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Yeah but I don't really count
I'm a bit shit at reading signs. Even though I am indeed a lady, I seem to have missed out on that gift, and the whole multi-tasking thing... I do have the shoe obsession though!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:09, Reply)

I can't read the signs either : (
I wouldn't know someone fancied me unless they had their tongue down my throat.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:10, Reply)

And how!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Shoes
Shoes I love shoes!

(sung in the style of The IT Crowds Willys song)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:14, Reply)

"It's I *LOVE* Willies!"

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Could
you keep it down please! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Did you have a good weekend?
You missed out on seeing Amy Winehouse. She's very small
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I did, thankyouverymuchta.
I'm glad I missed Amy Winehouse though. She gives me TEH FEAR.

Also, I hear you didn't talk to my Mrs. much. Thanks, I was worried she would fall for your charms, as shown in your lovely cartoon.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Because they thought you were the one.
Because they believed you'd change the way it worked. Because they had deep faith they could trust your judgement. Simply because you are who you are.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Ahhhhhh!
And I thought it was because I had big boobs.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Pictures or it isn't true
*Psychochomps*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:25, Reply)

You've seen me Al, therefore you will have a rough idea of boobage size.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Similar in scale to this

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:42, Reply)

My my what a photographic memory you have.
My nipples aren't that pink though.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:57, Reply)

and you seem to be bald
i just cant stop looking at it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:01, Reply)

That's what they all say.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:02, Reply)

You also appear to be a GIANT!!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I'm not called BIG-girl's-blouse for nothing.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Hahaha
So it would seem!! *fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:06, Reply)

That's a given.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:28, Reply)

it isn't you
It's me
(CheatingRabbit, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:27, Reply)

That phrase is something I never wish to hear again.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:35, Reply)

sometimes it's true though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Nope, it's never true.
If the other person is the right one then you wouldn't want to let them go.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:37, Reply)

but if they are not the right one
and yet there is nothing wrong with them, you don't want to hurt their feelings when breaking up with them.

I've been through this, she hadn't changed, my feelings had and I'd come to the realisation that it wasn't going to work. It wasn't her, it was me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:40, Reply)

You bastard

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:42, Reply)

I know
it haunts me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Did you grow your beard in penance?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:44, Reply)

given the timing of me growing my beard in relation to the event
I will have to say yes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:45, Reply)

You said it wasn't going to work.
It wasn't going to work because she didn't have what you needed for the relationship to work. She obviously didn't have it at the beginning of your relationship also and you weren't aware of it but it still down to her in the end just like it was down to me with mine.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:54, Reply)

it can be looked at from either way really
the main reason I saw that we didn't have a future together was the difference in what we wanted to do, and where. Which wasn't a problem with either of us really, it was just something that was.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:59, Reply)

It isn't you
It's me
(CheatingRabbit, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:37, Reply)