paying my grandma the 1500 I owe her

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 18:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I just hope for your sake that your grandma's not a loanshark. Or for that matter, a shark.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 18:52, Reply)

she HAS got some crazy chompers
she takes them out at night

IMAGINE THAT !
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 18:56, Reply)

And what does she do about the fin?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:01, Reply)

it retracts

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:11, Reply)

Does your grandmother suffer from embarassing untimely fin-extensions?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:16, Reply)

I thought all old people did

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:17, Reply)

So, you think that all people who live old enough get to metamorphose into sharks? And that the shark-infested seas of the world are where all our supposedly dead ancestors end up?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:21, Reply)

MY GRANNY IS NOT A SHARK
*cries into her bowl of misery*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:23, Reply)

* Looks at Kristine's bowl of misery *
Oh look, are those mini-sharks swimming around in it?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:25, Reply)

they need a loving home too :((((((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:28, Reply)

It's very charitable for you to set up a loving home for miniaturised creatures with your tears. What if there's toomany of them for the bowl?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:31, Reply)

I honestly thought they'd be dead by now but apparently they're feeding on my misery
and if there are too many for the bowl, I care not

the fat wankers can fuck right off
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:32, Reply)

You could suspend the bowl above a larger bowl
and any overflow will spill out into the bowl below, creating a nice waterfall effect. And then do the same with a third larger bowl.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:36, Reply)

I'd have to do that forever, it'd be like a giant jacob's ladder except it'll be Kristine's bowls and then god will smite me and I'll be speaking forrin shark or something

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:47, Reply)

You could of course try other ideas as well
Try cutting an edge out of some of the bowls and use a hosepipe to connect them to other bowls at the same height. You could even install a few pumps so the tears sometimes flows upwards, allowing the sharklets to swim to a higher level.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:49, Reply)

This is entirely too much work
I think I shall "accidentally" leave the bowl somewhere and "forget" where I was when I "lost" it
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Or you could sneak up to someone's house, leave a bowl full of tears and sharks, ring the bell and run away. Hopefully, they'll look after the sharks.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:53, Reply)

I could flush them down the toilet

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Perhaps navigating the sewerage system's labrynth of pipes would give them a stimulating challenge.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:06, Reply)

yeah maybe
can we talk about something else now?
*absentmindedly rubs nippleths*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Ah yes. The knippleteeths
That reminds me, we've still got eachothers'.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)

*rubs shared mistaspakkaman nipple*
I don't wish to return it
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)

But I'm stuck with yours.
Every time I absent-mindedly rub my nipples, it makes me super-aroused. While it can be pleasurable, this can often lead to embarrassment when done at the wrong time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:28, Reply)

only for you
I show no signs of arousal, only that I scream like a baboon
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Remind me never to arouse you anywhere public
unless it's the zoo.

Private arousal's still OK with me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)

I actually don't know what a baboon sounds like
you'll know when I'm aroused, I start rubbing myself all over other people, like a cat
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:44, Reply)

That's
one of the most disturbing things I've read on b3ta.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:43, Reply)