If you value your life then stay away from the custard creams.
news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149601784
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 8:32, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hit by fragments flying through the air?
Pffft. Biscuit shrapnel.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 8:56, Reply)

I've was once involved in a biscuit fight
and can say with certainty that bourbon shrapnel was the worst.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Jaffa Cakes are not biscuits.
I had this argument on b3ta recently; I thought they were bikkies too, until the court ruling was pointed out to me. I fully recant my views.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:02, Reply)

I always knew
Custard creams were evil... now I have proof to back up my outrageous claims!

EDIT
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Most Dangerous Biscuit isn't saying much though
It's like Friendliest Piranha or Sexiest B3tan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Maybe Danny Dyer
Could hang around with one for a week and make another crappy programme out of it... DANNY DYERS DEADLIEST BISCUITS!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:18, Reply)

That sounds all too realistic
I shall expect it to hit my screen over Christmas.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I'm not going to lie to you
it's entirely possible. :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:25, Reply)

anyone
who pokes themselves in the ye with a biscuit shouldn't be allowed to breed. How difficult is it to miss your mouth and get your eye instead (cocks/Sperm not included)?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I think you missed
"One unlucky person ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit."

I proper laughed when I saw this, they should make biscuit traps to weed out the weaker elements of our society
/social darwinist blog
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)