HERE I AM
What do you want?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

INFORMATION
you are number 6
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:45, Reply)

*Cymbal Crash*

*Snare*

*Double kick*

*Snare*

*Double kick*

*Snare*

*roll down the toms*

BAD-DA-DA-DA-DUM!

*Triple kick*

*Snare*

BAD-DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAAA!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:00, Reply)

that's quite an entrance
should have had a gong on the end though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:02, Reply)

But there was no gong on the end.
Just lots more BAD-DA-DA-DA and Brucie wailing like an air raid siren over the top.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:06, Reply)

ah yes
now it occurs to me what you were doing. not only did you get my reference, but you segued into Iron Maiden.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:07, Reply)

I had hoped that by getting the drum intro exactly right
more people would have got that. But they are probably scared of posting as I'm such a bully.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:11, Reply)

you are quite the bully
I feel threatened already
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Stupid Beardy-Beard man.

*points and laughs*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:16, Reply)

*weeps uncontrollably*
check out my latest beardy angry guitar face picture.
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/v.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Pffft
you look quite rock, but it's a not a terribly flattering picture. It makes your thighs look bigger than your head.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:23, Reply)

they are

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:27, Reply)

and thanks for that
now i have that stuck in my head (no bad thing though)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I had an ex girlfriend who's thighs were bigger than her head...................................probably.
They were very big anyway.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I'm petrified of you
I'm assuming it's the theme from The Prisoner, but I don't know for sure, as I only saw one episode on a Friday night when I was a kid. My dad was away with the TA and my mum let me stay up late and have Martini. That sounds awful...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:13, Reply)

It sounds very irresponsible
She should have given you Pernod instead.

It's actually the Iron Maiden song "The Prisoner" which has a clip from the show as it's intro.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:15, Reply)

No
She had Pernod at a party with my dad once. The next day I had to watch her get re-drunked and go into complete hysterics with laughter over "Oh my God, Roota's Dad, how bleedin juicy is this orange!! Hahahah!". While I repeatedly asked "What's the matter with my mummy?"

There was no Pernod after that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Nothing funnier than a drunk mother
Assuming she's not a violent, abusive drunk that is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:30, Reply)

She pushed me down the stairs once.
But that was completely sober. She's generally a nice drunk and a very nice mum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:31, Reply)

My mum
hit me on the head with a clipboard once.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:39, Reply)

When she smoked she used to throw her ciggies or lighter at you
When she gave up all she had to hand was the remote control...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:14, Reply)