where are you all
you bunch of benders
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:42, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HERE I AM
What do you want?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:43, Reply)

INFORMATION
you are number 6
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:45, Reply)

*Cymbal Crash*

*Snare*

*Double kick*

*Snare*

*Double kick*

*Snare*

*roll down the toms*

BAD-DA-DA-DA-DUM!

*Triple kick*

*Snare*

BAD-DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAAA!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:00, Reply)

that's quite an entrance
should have had a gong on the end though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:02, Reply)

But there was no gong on the end.
Just lots more BAD-DA-DA-DA and Brucie wailing like an air raid siren over the top.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:06, Reply)

ah yes
now it occurs to me what you were doing. not only did you get my reference, but you segued into Iron Maiden.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:07, Reply)

I had hoped that by getting the drum intro exactly right
more people would have got that. But they are probably scared of posting as I'm such a bully.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:11, Reply)

you are quite the bully
I feel threatened already
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Stupid Beardy-Beard man.

*points and laughs*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:16, Reply)

*weeps uncontrollably*
check out my latest beardy angry guitar face picture.
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/v.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Pffft
you look quite rock, but it's a not a terribly flattering picture. It makes your thighs look bigger than your head.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:23, Reply)

they are

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:27, Reply)

and thanks for that
now i have that stuck in my head (no bad thing though)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I had an ex girlfriend who's thighs were bigger than her head...................................probably.
They were very big anyway.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I'm petrified of you
I'm assuming it's the theme from The Prisoner, but I don't know for sure, as I only saw one episode on a Friday night when I was a kid. My dad was away with the TA and my mum let me stay up late and have Martini. That sounds awful...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:13, Reply)

It sounds very irresponsible
She should have given you Pernod instead.

It's actually the Iron Maiden song "The Prisoner" which has a clip from the show as it's intro.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:15, Reply)

No
She had Pernod at a party with my dad once. The next day I had to watch her get re-drunked and go into complete hysterics with laughter over "Oh my God, Roota's Dad, how bleedin juicy is this orange!! Hahahah!". While I repeatedly asked "What's the matter with my mummy?"

There was no Pernod after that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Nothing funnier than a drunk mother
Assuming she's not a violent, abusive drunk that is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:30, Reply)

She pushed me down the stairs once.
But that was completely sober. She's generally a nice drunk and a very nice mum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:31, Reply)

My mum
hit me on the head with a clipboard once.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:39, Reply)

When she smoked she used to throw her ciggies or lighter at you
When she gave up all she had to hand was the remote control...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:14, Reply)

At work
like the massive queer I am. I've been given the envious task of picking a new laboratory weighing scale balance thing. On the plus side, it means I'm avoiding any real work. On the downside, it's fucking boring.
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:44, Reply)

I'm here.
I'm queer.
I'm buying you a beer.




(From the wonderful TV programme Queer as folk).

Edit - I've just eaten the shortest, fattest banana you have ever seen. It was almost as round as it was long.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:49, Reply)

"Quick, quick! They're after me wi' kniiiives!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:51, Reply)

I miss all that man on man action.
You just don't get that in programmes any more : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Really?
Doesn't do much for me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I like gay porn now and then.
It's like they're just getting themselves all worked up for when I arrive.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Ha!
Now that's one theory. I'd be more worried they'd go "Ee, what does SHE want??" then carry on without me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:56, Reply)

good way of looking at it
that show was mildly entertaining. didn't much care for the man-love, but the whinyness of them was worse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I LOVE gayporn.
I just love the gays.

I don't actually watch porn. So my idea of gayporn is Torchwood.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:27, Reply)

mmmm beer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Oh what d'you want?
*watches Tommy Steele*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:49, Reply)

I'M WORKING
I like to leave all my work till Thursday or Friday, so that during the early days of the week when I'm all depressed and demotivated, I can surf the web, drink coffee and eat snacks.

Thursday and Friday tend to be chock-full of disaster though...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:49, Reply)

My whole week has been made of disaster

I'm past caring now, it's quite liberating!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Mine too
I can't fix it either.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Give up, have a cup of tea
and realise the fact that it probably doesn't really matter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Hmm. It kind of matters.
I've been told that a cup of tea might help though. I'll have one at 10.30.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Sitting in me jimjams thinking about when I'm going to leave the auuuse
I have a lunch date. I have to buy 2 birthday presents and a cloche hat before then :) And the lunch date is out in the 'burbs. Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Good News

I have just been given a slice of battenberg cake. I think I will save it for later, how long will I last...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:29, Reply)

You are opening yourself up to the marzipan haters on here.
Just a warning.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:30, Reply)

People that hate marzipan hate life

they are basically emos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Eh, that's not true!
I love life. But marzipan isn't quite right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Marzipan
is fantastic. People who don't like marzipan are basically terrorists. Because they like blowing up semtex which smells of marzipan.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:41, Reply)

You calling me a terrorist??
Eh? Eh?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Looks that doesn't it

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:48, Reply)

mmm
Battenberg. Haven't had that in ages - they don't sell it here unfortunately. Enjoy it like it's your last
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:39, Reply)

What kind of monterous place do you live
where they do not sell battenburg?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Barcelona
doesn't seem to exist here, except for ridiculously over-priced "British" food shops
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:52, Reply)