Well, loads of things suck, I mean seriously seriously suck.
And I forgot to get a bar of chocolate on the way to my mum's place so I can have a big gay bath and lose myself in the worst "darren-brown-by-numbers" book I've ever read, which so far has involved.
- An exploding helecopter, because someone chucked a wrench at the blades.
- An exploding farrari
- The heroween happens to be the daughter of the villan.
- The CIA funding the downfall of the vatican, except it's not the CIA but a secret organisation, but they have THE SAME AMOUNT OF POWER.

It's bleeding aweful, but easy to read. Oh, there is the natural clive-clustoner (or whatever his name is) quote on the front.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:08, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But I found a secret stash of diazipams and i've got ribs'n'chips for dinner.
And tomorow morning i'm going to get myself seen by the GP.

So it's not the end of the world, just the end of some of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:11, Reply)

I should really see the GP about my ear
But on the plus side, I finally had a word with my landlord about my bathtap, so my newly acquired skills as a voodoo bathtap operator will become obsolete.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:15, Reply)

I'm gonna be honest with you here, spack@tak, I have no idea what you're talking about here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Was having a bit of an earache this week. Seems to have cleared up but I might see the doctor about it just in case.
As for the bathtap, the hot water tap was a bit dodgy, so I've learned a few tricks to make it work at least some of the time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:32, Reply)

my mum works for the CIA
but thats all I can tell you, otherwise I'll have to be killed
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Maybe she's one of those helicopter parents
and she only got into the CIA to spy on you.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

she is quite fucking nosey

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:26, Reply)

I think she might know what you're doing with your doctor's husband.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:32, Reply)

well, she probably does now
well done
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

And she'll no doubt pass on all the little tidbits onto me.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:52, Reply)

what a hussy
I told her if I caught her selling my secrets again she was out of the will
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:07, Reply)

But if she's making a mint selling the sectets, would she care?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I hate you
you ruin my time before I'm off work, every damn day

*runs away with your nipple*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Gah!
I forgot to ask for it back yet again!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Someone should totally do a telly show "MI5 vs MI6 vs FBI vs CIA" at verious tasks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

we have a military channel on tv
they did tests on black ops guys, apparently they are super human and super sexy
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:31, Reply)

and therefore
they werent real black ops - trained actors for sure
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:50, Reply)

huh uh
one was Iranian and built like a brick shit house
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Greetings Gonz
Perhaps you could not worry too much about your chocolatelessness and instead have a heterosexual bath.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:12, Reply)

As long as I can still have bubbly and silky and smelly things in there.
I mean, nice smelly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:22, Reply)

That's nice
And if you can find some rubber ducks and battleships to play with, you'll truly have SuperHappyFunBathTiem!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:54, Reply)