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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah
Women love sweaty, breathless men poring inefectually at their camel toes. TRUFAX.
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I knew this was true!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)
Poring?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:02, Reply)
Sorry, 'pawing'.

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Like a bear fishing for salmon.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:27, Reply)
RAWWR!

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Pore: verb
concentrate: direct one's attention on something.

It works in context.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)
Yes thank you, I am aware of the English language.
In this case, poring would have been used incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)
I love it when you get all mistress-like.

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Remove those tights.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:06, Reply)
Yes ma'am.
*salutes*

but not with my hands
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Ooooh, whip him , whip him!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)
You'd love that wouldn't you, you saucy little bitch?

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Not as much as when your mrs does it to me
but still quite a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)
You thoroughgoing swine!

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Oh, I will...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)
Haaaahahahahahahahahahaaahahah
Hahahahahahahahahaahah

*breathes*

Hahahahahah

Just not while I'm in the flat, alright?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:11, Reply)
I wouldn't do that to you, my favourite chum.
I need to SKYPE you!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:15, Reply)
Oh go on then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:17, Reply)

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