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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I fell off a wall arse first when I was 6 and slashed my perineum on a big stone.
Horrific when your a 6 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:56, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Owwwwwwwwwwww!
I feel sorry for you as a 6 year old.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:00, Reply)
It took 2 nurses and 2 doctors and the promise of some Smarties to stop me screaming and thrashing whilest I had stitches put in.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:03, Reply)
I'm not surprised
I wouldn't someone sticking a needle into me that close to my arsehole and vagina. If I had a vagina that is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:06, Reply)
Does that mean that you can no longer

do that pre-cum thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)
I can't even do that post-cum thing.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:13, Reply)
What, cuddling?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Or swallowing?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)
smoking...

crack
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:17, Reply)
Falling asleep.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:17, Reply)
Picking your chips up and going back over to your mates?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Gimme a break.
I would finish my chips first before any nookie.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)
What if they shouted SURPRISE! before you finished them?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:29, Reply)
Do you speak from experience?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:31, Reply)
Not me
but I saw Psychochomp do it in Camden last friday.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:32, Reply)
There is nothing better than getting gropey in Camden

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:57, Reply)
I smashed my coccyx on the corner of a fire hydrant marker.
Horrific when you're a pissed 22-year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)
I once landed on my coxyx and winded myself (not) landing a snowboard jump

As I lay there trying to breathe the next person landed on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:09, Reply)
Did they put enough stitches in?
Or too many? Either way your minge would be altered in size.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)
I don't know what size my minge was before the accident.
How am I supposed to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)
I'm not going to make the joke I was about to

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)
Gwangwangwangwangwan.
You know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:18, Reply)
No, it's a horrible joke
and it might actually offend you and I don't want to do that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:20, Reply)
True.
I hate being offended on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:24, Reply)
Well
is it big and flappy, or tight as a duck's arse nowadays? Or just normal?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:22, Reply)
Why are ducks arses supposed to be tight?

Surely a field mouse or seahorse would be tighter?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:27, Reply)
To stop water
from getting up their arses when they're swimming in it.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)
Well I've had no complaints either way.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)
In that case
subject closed! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

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