Is it possible to have a stresss related heart attack at 27 years old?
You see my arm feels a little tingley...

Alternatively, what has been your most horrific injury, extra points for pictures of scars/gashes/guts?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:36, 78 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's possible to have a heart attack at any age.*
Say your goodbyes here.
EDIT: *Unless you're heartless, like Al.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:38, Reply)

^ this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I second your "this"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:55, Reply)

I think it's more likely an anxiety attack
When I had them when I was younger my arms used to tingle then go numb.
And you are a bit anxious at the mo aren't you...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:38, Reply)

ARE YOU ANXIOUS??!!??
WELL ARE YOU??????
ANSWER ME!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:42, Reply)

My friend had one at 28 ish.
How unhealthy are you?

Oh, and some of you may have heard that I recently broke my shoulder.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:39, Reply)

he's not replied to any posts yet,
maybe he's died.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Who, me?

( Cawl, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

No nakedape

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Oh.
I thought you were waiting for the "hahaha! You broke you're shulder wankin a dog!!!1!".
( Cawl, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Is that how he did it!
He told me he was rescuing nuns from a fire.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Kentucky Fried Chicken.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Not yet.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Oh not again
I'm sick of fast food threads, they always end with the police finding someone with a ligature round their neck, then b3ta gets called a chat room and it's just no fun for anyone then.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Stop chatting then!
Pick me up a cheeseburger while you're at McCraps.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I'm not going to undo
all my good work over the last 24 hours by having a McCrap. I shall eat my sandwiches and yoghurt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I fell off a wall arse first when I was 6 and slashed my perineum on a big stone.
Horrific when your a 6 year old.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Owwwwwwwwwwww!
I feel sorry for you as a 6 year old.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:00, Reply)

It took 2 nurses and 2 doctors and the promise of some Smarties to stop me screaming and thrashing whilest I had stitches put in.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I'm not surprised
I wouldn't someone sticking a needle into me that close to my arsehole and vagina. If I had a vagina that is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Does that mean that you can no longer

do that pre-cum thing?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I can't even do that post-cum thing.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:13, Reply)

What, cuddling?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Or swallowing?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

smoking...

crack
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Falling asleep.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Picking your chips up and going back over to your mates?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Gimme a break.
I would finish my chips first before any nookie.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)

What if they shouted SURPRISE! before you finished them?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Do you speak from experience?

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Not me
but I saw Psychochomp do it in Camden last friday.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:32, Reply)

There is nothing better than getting gropey in Camden

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:57, Reply)

I smashed my coccyx on the corner of a fire hydrant marker.
Horrific when you're a pissed 22-year old.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I once landed on my coxyx and winded myself (not) landing a snowboard jump

As I lay there trying to breathe the next person landed on me.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Did they put enough stitches in?
Or too many? Either way your minge would be altered in size.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I don't know what size my minge was before the accident.
How am I supposed to know that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)

I'm not going to make the joke I was about to

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Gwangwangwangwangwan.
You know you want to.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:18, Reply)

No, it's a horrible joke
and it might actually offend you and I don't want to do that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:20, Reply)

True.
I hate being offended on the internet.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Well
is it big and flappy, or tight as a duck's arse nowadays? Or just normal?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Why are ducks arses supposed to be tight?

Surely a field mouse or seahorse would be tighter?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:27, Reply)

To stop water
from getting up their arses when they're swimming in it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Well I've had no complaints either way.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)

In that case
subject closed! :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Good news I'm still alive!
I think it may be too much coffee...

*twitches*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Oh hello.
We'd forgotten about you.
Mmm...coffee.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I have the most
wonderful instant coffee now. It tastes as good as freshly brewed stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:18, Reply)

You lie!!

What is it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Percol
I have the Americana at work and the Guatamalan at home, and they are both delicious.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I am going to try this.
If you're lying, you're in huge trouble.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I would expect nothing less
If i'm wrong you can beat me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Oh noes!
Now I don't know whether to hope you're lying or not.
Coffee
Beatings
Coffee
Beatings
*cries*
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Scold him with the coffee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I think you dropped this a and replaced with an o had lying around.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:42, Reply)

No I was suggesting that you are given a tongue lashing regarding the quality of the coffee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Good recovery!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I totally believed him there.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Did ya fuck!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Tongue lashing, eh?

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Story of my life

Busy, busy day, so dipping in and out to try and retain my sanity!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:18, Reply)

It's the most any of us can hope for.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I caught fire when I was 9.
I walked into a blowtorch and my trousers were ablaze. I hopped round the house like an extra from the Towering Inferno until my dad put me out with his bare hands. Then I went deaf for a bit because of the shock.
But then I let out a 'Trio Suzy' yell and could hear again.
My aunty Ann made the trousers into shorts, eliminating the fire damage.

It was pretty cool. I got to drink wine (for teh pains of course) and was allowed to sleep on the couch for a week because I was scared of the upstairs going on fire.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

I once
Ripped open the underside of my chin, and my shoulder, attempting a bunny hop on my bike. I landed, the front wheel flew off and so did I. Only superficial in the end, but quite sire when you're 8 years old.

A week later, when i was almost fully healed, i dared my friend to cycle through a strret rounders game. He did, fine - my turn. Being thick, i went at the same time as the batsman ran, right into me. Re-opened everything and got hosed down by my friend's mum who was watering the garden.



My brother once sliced his knee open on a pastry cutter chasing my sister. That was nasty, two inches long, very deep, blood everywhere.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Ouchie on two counts
i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/sybaf/P7110027.jpg

www.b3ta.com/questions/blood/post217647

Injury was to leg but with a bit of bonus cock bleeding
( Peej, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

My MASSIVE dog
jumped over my head when I was a kiddie and caught his foot on my face and ripped open a hole a cm away from my eye. I have a sexy scar on my eyebrow now! The worst thing about this was it was the day before my birthday and my eye swelled up like a bastard the next day, so I got taken shopping looking like my parents had beaten me!! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:51, Reply)

My mum once beat me in the Arndale Centre on two separate occasions, years apart.
I think she thought it was ok to beat me in another city, then return to Liverpool and pretend it didn't happen. She didn't 'beat' me as such (I sound like Joseph Jackson now). It was more a case of dragging me a good few metres by my hair then looking at the escalators and shouting "You're impossible. I'm either going to jump or throw you, you little crank!" Bless my mother.

EDIT: that is honestly a funny family story. I'm not about to write one of those "Oh Doooon't Mummy!" books.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Aww bless
I only got hit once by my dad, that was enough to last me a lifetime. I learnt pretty quickly what level to take annoyance to before stopping and running! Hehe

EDIT: I hate those books. They're always called something like: Bruised, or Unwanted or Unloved.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 12:01, Reply)

My dad smacked me and my sister once
and he still feels guilty about it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Mine too!
He wasn't around much when we were kids so I think that's why he feels guilty about it. Shit I'd lose my temper too if I had three screaming children jumping around biting one another, I'm thankful he didn't kill us.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Aw, my little dad only smacked me once.
I did ram a sharp pencil through his guitar, so I'd say it was fair. Anyway, he burst out crying and made me toast and hot chocolate afterwards, thus negating the effects of the punishment. My mother would have done it properly. And called me a crank in the process.

EDIT: or "Granny, not the coathanger again."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

"Granny, not the coathanger again."
That's my favourite so far!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I haz a proud.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 12:09, Reply)

ha
"coathanger granny" - that was my dad before the proper beatings started (see below).

Except he used a leather glove - which was so pathetically painless it was laughable - my brother and i would always end up laughing instead of crying or repenting for whatever we had done.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 12:13, Reply)

my dad hit me
a few times.

Once because I was throwing snowballs at cars coming round a blind curve (12 years old, wasn't thinking about accidents or death) with my brother and friend - one driver stopped and chased us, caught me and took me home, so i got the worst of it.

Don't remember reasons for the others, but i did fight him one time he was trying to beat my brother.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I swing between "some kids need a good wallop" and "hitting a big person is assault so why is hitting a little person ok?"
Saying that, I'm fine too. And apart from the odd outburst, I think my mum was a sweetie. My dad was probably too soft with me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 12:15, Reply)

My broken arm
I had 3 breaks each in the ulna and radius (6 clean breaks in total) so my arm was sort of U-shaped had a big squishy bit in the middle. This was a result of 2 bones shooting to my wrist and 2 bones being forced up to my elbow :0)

I fell off a wall.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 12:37, Reply)

I came off a motorbike in India
wearing shorts and t-shirt....

I think i still have stones in my hip (that was for a few days a bloodied flap of flesh).

Incidentally, i didn't go to the hospital - I 'manned up' and fixed my own wound with a travellers first aid kit and lashings of antiseptic.

I still have flashbacks.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 12 Sep 2009, 17:33, Reply)