Word up bitches
I've been in a field for a week, I know you have all missed me terribly.

Anything exciting been happening in B3taland? I doubt it as only the boringass cunts still seem to be here (looking mainly at Al there)

Alternatively tell me something that will give you an exclusion from the boringass cunt pigeonhole.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:40, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have piercings in strange places.
Will that do?

And what were you doing in a field?


Edit - Me and Al had a fall out and made up but it will never be the same as it was before.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I am wearing cowboy boots
and nobody knows, except the internet.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Is that all?
Your neck might get cold.
( thealternativefact, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I am also wearing clothes

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)

This is wise.
There are some terribly rude people around here.
( thealternativefact, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

But boring,
and we can't laugh at him.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Why does he have to be naked for us to laugh at him?
It's never stopped me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Good point
(probably because everyone would laugh at me if I was naked and I assume its the same for everyone else).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:01, Reply)

I was at Claire's Accessories and they were selling 3 for 2 Dogs That Sick Rainbows When You Kick Them

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I took Al out on Saturday night and got him drunk.
Edit: I might kick him to see if a rainbow comes out.
( thealternativefact, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Did you have your wicked way with him?

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

No, I was very good and saved my wicked way until Sunday.
I sent him home to Mrs Al.
( thealternativefact, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Lucky Mrs Al : P

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:53, Reply)

It works
trust me
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I was in a field too!
Oh hai TGB
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:53, Reply)

mmmMMMmm
Lunch!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I think she wants to put it in your butt

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Naaaaah.
I'll just settle for eating her.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:08, Reply)

D:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I've resigned myself to the boringass cunt pigeonhole.
But I am going to spend this afternoon playing with childhood toys that came down from the attic yesterday. K-nex and betty spaghetti ftw.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Tell us boringass cunts what
you were doing in the field because our lives are so empty and meaningless without knowledge of you.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Let's guess.
I reckon she was digging for buried treasure.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Burying a body.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)

After doing what to it?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:10, Reply)

You've guessed.
She motorboats dead people.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)

It is physically impossible to fit anything larger than a pencil in a pigeon's vagina.
Fortunately my penis is no bigger than a pencil.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)

+ from which the outer coating has been removed leaving only the lead.
( thealternativefact, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:04, Reply)

At least I'm assured the lead works.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:24, Reply)

You had me worried for a minute then.
But I re-read Grammerbadgers original post and it all became clear.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:04, Reply)

No,
really, it is not.

It does kill them though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

When viewing sexually explicit photographs
Men spend more time, and have a higher probability of... Looking at women's faces. Women spend more time and are more likely to look at the genitals.

Slags!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Interesting...
Though I imagine there are many cases where you could look at a photograph and, given the proximity of the man's genitals to the woman's face, it would be harder to tell where people were focussing their gaysgaze.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)

That's why I prefer
That the womens face not be in shot at all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Thank fuck!
I thought there was something wrong with me
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Hmmm, tough one.
I'd say my grammar fairy cakes exclude me from the boringass cunt pigeonhole. Besides which, it's already full of pigeons. Coooo coooo coooooo.

PS: Cheese is disgusting
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Cheese is awesome

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Yes, it is...
... if you live in wonderful magical whacky wierdo land. Cheese, as most people know, is the devil's mouldy sperm.

If you had to choose from the cheese board or dessert trolly having enjoyed a large delicious main course, am I safe in assuming you'd pick the cheese board? It's disgraceful.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Depends what cheese they had
Kaol bought me a delightful organic bree when he was last in my next of the woods
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:15, Reply)