Has anybody read anything by David Gilmour (the Canadian bloke, not the Floyd bloke)?
I just read How Boys See Girls and it was fantastic.

I also recently read The Road by Cormac McCarthy, it won the 2007 Pulitzer. It was good.


Alternatively have you ever wanked over the sound of your parents having sex?
(TheColonel, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:49, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I see The Road film will be in cinemas shortly/nowish
Great book, if grim at times.

I've almost finished reading the Silver Darlings by Neil Gunn. Another classic!

I shall not be drawn into the last question of yours, for shame.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Yeah they delayed the release as it's rumoured for Oscar nominations
Cool, I'll have a look for it.
(TheColonel, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:22, Reply)

its shit like the last line of that post
that makes me think that you're all a bunch of sick cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I was working on the assumption a serious post would lead to flaming,
so I added the last line to try and fit in.

If it doesn't apply then please ignore.
(TheColonel, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:12, Reply)

When my parents have sex I go outside and kick the dog until it sicks a rainbow

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Wormulus' parents can't have sex anymore
because when he was born his massive chin destroyed his mums vag and she had to have it all sown up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:17, Reply)

When he tried to join the KKK they gave him two hats
one to cover his head and another to cover his massive chin.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:33, Reply)

This post wins the internet

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:36, Reply)

i generally
just wank over my parents while they are having sex

it does piss them off sometimes...but if they start any of their shit, i just refuse to bring any food down to the cellar, for at least a week.

that'll teach them
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

spunky joy joy mouth treatz

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I've got that book, but found it hard to read.
That's the one about the dog, isn't it?

I loved this book: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Curious_Incident_of_the_Dog_in_the_Night-time
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Dog?
No, neither are about a dog.
(TheColonel, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Oh, I thought it was about that guy who got reincarnated as a dog.
I've forgotten what it's called now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Fluke
By James Herbert
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:32, Reply)

That's the one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:49, Reply)

Thankfully I've never heard them, except this once time when my room was in the basement
I heard loud creaking and thumping and groaning for a few minutes, then I realised it was just my dad trying to recline his broken la-z-boy
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 18:18, Reply)

The Road is a brilliant book and gripped me throughout.
And yes I have heard my mum having sex and thankfully it was a very long time ago.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 19:09, Reply)