Can anyone interpret dreams?
I dreamt I was waiting in a queue with Mrs SLVA and on the other side of her was Morwenna Banks. WHenever MB wasn't looking, I'd ruffle her hair in a manner that really pissed her off. Everytime she turned around to say something, I'd point to the front of the queue where Christopher Lee (as Scaramanga) was ranting that his poll (not council) tax benefit wouldn't pay for his speedboat on the prow of which he was trying to make his argument from and it was moored to the counter.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:04, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No one can interpret dreams
those that say they can are lying.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:09, Reply)

I beg to differ.
If you dream of trying to find a toilet but can't find one suitable, the cubicle door is broken or there is a big queue, it means you are dying for a pee while you are asleep.



*speaks from experience*
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Diagnosis
They arent difficult really. This ones easy: secretly gay. Or a communist.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:21, Reply)

INTERPRETATION
You're a mentalist
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:25, Reply)

I CAN INTERPRET DREAMS
Oh wait. No I can't, because they're dreams. Like, the other night I had a dream that me and Trevor Eve were hunting Vampires with AIDS in Johannesburg. I put this down to too much Waking The Dead and reading I Am Legend.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:12, Reply)

You hate blacks
Simple.
(TheColonel, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Easy.
You have a crippling sense of inadequacy and you are dissatisfied in your relationship.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I had a dream the other night
that CHCB was stealing my bike lights.

I interpret this to mean that there is no meaning at all to dreams.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:12, Reply)