2nd Monkeysex post
Via the glorious medium of FaceBook, I have just hunted down the girl I lost my virginity to some 11 years ago, and she still looks hotter than a hot thing tied to a nuclear generator.

Now, do I send her a message telling her that I clung onto my dirty bedsheets for several years after she went back to her boyfriend, or do I let bygones be bygones and leave the poor woman alone?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:03, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think
You should tell her. If nothing else it'll show you for the scary monster that you are!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I think I'm inclined to agree with you.
Back then she had me sussed, she said I was either gay, or a virgin (which I strenously denied). So I'll show her! Yeah.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Are the three mutually exclusive?
I'm sure it's possible to be a virginal yet terrifying monster with homosexual tendencies. Almost sounds like a challenge...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I'm
Sure I know a few people like that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Add her as a friend
everytime she's online say "hi how's it going? What r u up to? :)"
comment on every one of her status updates and photo's
after a week refer to her as babe.
See how long it takes before she blocks you
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I like this, it's a challenge
You're on, chompy, but if she's still with the neanderthal she was dating all those years ago she won't even accept me as a friend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:09, Reply)

get amongst it!!!!!
i found my viginity taker, and now she is my friend... and also a lesbian


hmmmmmmmmm
(g-rex, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Contact her
Nothing like a good stalking to turn a woman on!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Tell her you've been watching her sleep.
Send her some of your eyelashes encrusted in dried up tears.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)

This is the best place in the world to come to for advice
before I know it she'll be putting restraining orders on me and arming herself with a well-oiled baseball bat.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:10, Reply)