Oh, hello,
I seem to be in the deeper recess of b3ta. A forgotten corner if you will. I might actually think of taking up residence in this lovely oasis of calm. Has any one got any tips on how I could survive this sublime wilderness.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:17, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Play games, all sorts
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water
If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see
Put toads in your bed
Or pepper in your tea
Hurry, Nanny!
Many thanks
Sincerely,
Jane and Michael Banks
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Every post you make
seems to get better
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:43, Reply)

You making fun of me, Riz?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:57, Reply)

No
I genuinely liked it! I don't know whether it was the randomness or the way it was done but I liked it lots.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)

You'll be sorry...
: D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Nice name change there.
I have no tips other than be wary of the sexmonkey.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Don't be a wuss.
Bert's lovely... in an idiot savant kind of a way.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Oh, he knows he can massage my prostate any time he wants
but I thought it only fair to warn the good chap.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Idiot savant?
That could be the nicest thing anybody has ever said about me, thanks Ian, you're so sweet.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)

:)
I aim to please!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

to please for the eyes of any grateful bitch I can get my hands on
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Yeah, well
I thought that was to be taken as read...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:08, Reply)

to please for the eyes

Edit: jesus fucking christ.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Haha
Too slow.

We know him so well.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I'm more concerned I'm coming out with the same shit as you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

We're like a two person sewer drainage system
it's time to bring on the sexy.

Come on Noel, dance
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Close and slow
or hot and sexy?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)

All of the above

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Don't be shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Don't call people arsepoets.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:39, Reply)

How lovely to see you about these parts
Do stay, take part in the jolly japes and crude hilarity.

Big kisses.
xxx
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:40, Reply)

For God's sake run......
Run for your life.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:08, Reply)

your life president
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:09, Reply)

you'll need a flashlight and loincloth

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)

but with those items
he will be our king!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

fuck off

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Done,
now what?
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)