How about you each buy your own beer,
it's a bit of a pain but it saves you having a little internet strop like a tiny little girl.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

More like a thalidomide trying to juggle wagon wheels

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

ha ha. erm. cunt off?
yeah it is a little bit of a hissy eh! and a little bit girly, agreed. it felt good to vent, even a little bit.

was mroe looking for an evil prank to show him his selfish ways... other than shit in a pint glass.
(g-rex, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Take the butter out of his butterlicious tub
poo in it, replace the butter over the top, he won't realise for days

Alternatively, stuff one of his pets/relatives with all of his socks
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)

oh man I can think of some seriously wakky shit,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

No wai?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

do tell...
.
(g-rex, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

NO WAI....!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

like, you could totally get his order wrong when you buy a round
like get him a carling instead of a carlsberg
lol
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Harsh, man
you really know how to hit a guy where it hurts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

What can I say?
I'm wakky.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

If you're Wakko, can I be Dot?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

or a full fat coke instead of a diet coke!
That would be really nasty
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

You're such a bitch

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I know
That's why Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

You're wrong, he wants us all
because he's a dirty manslag
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

But he doesn't want me
I prayed for hours and he still said no.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

You're doing it wrong
try again using dildos and Fred Savage
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Ahhh, that would be the problem
I was using buttplugs and Jefferson Starship.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

You complete fool

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Especially if he's diabetic.
Hmm... Actually... *ponders*
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:53, Reply)

.
Nah, get him a Carlsberg, it's punishment enough.

Carling is piss weak, but it's still better.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Yeast connoisseur, right here

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I don't mind Carlsberg
See profile for proof
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

totally get a round of vodka shots
but his will actually be water lololol
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Or....
If he asks for H2O you could get him H2SO4 instead!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

He might notice when his tongue begins to dissolve

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Maybe he has no tongue
He doesn't say anything about his friend having a tongue.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)

You just reminded me of the film
'The People Under the Stairs', that's a weird film
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Not seen it
Is it weird like 'Bad Boy Bubby'? That was seriously fuckin weird
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I've never heard of it
In The People Under the Stairs there's a guy who has had his tongue cut off, and Gary Coleman's in it, I think.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

my cats name is bubby

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Your internet lies disgust me

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Is it a boy cat?
Did he give his mum wronglove?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)