It's gone quiet again.
Anyone want to tell me a secret while no-one is around?
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:25, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

In Portugese, the equivalent of "the pot calling the kettle black"
is "a tramp telling another tramp that he smells like a tramp".

This is not really a secret. But I don't know any good secrets, so it's what you're getting.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I was hoping for a really good secret but beggars can't be choosers.
Silly Portugese.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I was touched by Tom Meighan

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

In the ladygarden?

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)

in the vip section

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Dirty bastard.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I'm very upset someone I know didn't accept my friend request on facebook.
WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Not your friend obviously.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Why does the world hate me bgb?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Pfft!
There could be so many reasons. I wouldn't like to hazard a guess.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Yeah right you're mentally writing a list now and you're desperate to share.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

As I keep telling my 8 year old nephew.
It's good to share.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

probably something to do with your fantastic hair

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

ahh,
jealousy, that must be it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:38, Reply)

New /qotw will be a "goldmine" of peado jokes.
I can't wait.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Wormulus has already submitted a sublime answer.

( thealternativefact, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)

It works on every level
If it doesn't win, there is no justice in the world.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I secretly enjoy QotW

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:44, Reply)

At least 3 b3tans have seen me naked
Yep, that's about the most interesting secret I have.

Christ I'm boring.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I've shared a bed with four b3tans.
But not all at the same time :(
( thealternativefact, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Only one B3tan has seen me naked.
Unfortunately it was the wrong one.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Don't say that!
You know we had fun nonetheless!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I'm not one of them
I feel all left out :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I was raped by a celebrity
but I'll never reveal their name.

Pete knows who it was though.
( Peej, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Last night I ejaculated such volume as to scare me just a little bit
I was secretly proud though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)

This isn't the weirdest R2D2 I've seen
scifiwire.com/2009/09/the-most-bizarre-image-of.php
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)

My ejaculation is
now not strong enough to shoot sperm over my shoulder.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 0:32, Reply)