Now I appear to have developed a full blown case of Man Flu
So today I will be mostly sitting on the sofa watching telly and shivering.

I am slightly annoyed that there appears to have been a large scale cull on peoples second accounts while I was away this week. What are peoples opinions on this and why?

Alternatively, I just bought myself a diary as I'm sick of not knowing what I'm doing and when. When was the last time you suddenly felt very old.
( Bazongaloid, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 9:12, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you the reason I've been sneezing all morning?
Stop wafting your germs down here.
( thealternativefact, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 9:43, Reply)

I felt old yesterday
after talking to the mortgage people for half an hour about remortgaging. I will negate this by dressing up as a pirate later for the bash.

Quit yer sneezing and MTFU etc.
xxx <--- sympathy. Don't wear it out.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Sympathy?
GIVE US BACK THE OLD CHCB. You're getting scary in your dotage.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I ignored the question posed in your post:
I think that second accounts are fine unless people are using them to post things they're too cowardly to say using their main name. Those people should either M or S TFU.
( thealternativefact, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I don't have a second account.
Never have. I'm too lazy to log in and out or open more than one browser.

Therefore, in conclusion, second accounts aren't worth the effort, unless someone else does all the work and I just get to laugh at the trolling.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 10:06, Reply)

But what if one day a group of people helleriously changes their name to "Lord/Lady/Joker/Whatever [username]"....
... and you want to join in and someone knicks your old username?
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

HAAAAAAAA at your man flu. Take some paracetamol, make friends with a kleenex box and MTFU
I'm slightly irritated by the culling of second accounts, as I don't feel that anything said using them was any worse than what's been said on any of the other boards.

I set reminders on my phone for EVERYTHING, as my teeny tiny brain is not capable of remembering things more than a day in advance. I put it down to old age and over reliance on technology which is apt to fail when I need it to work.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I wouldn't imagine Al is any stranger to a box of Kleenex.

( thealternativefact, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Well this is true
I meant to specify that Kleenex have a dual purpose
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Of course they have a dual purpose
Wanking and wrapping up used johnnies.

But neither of those are applicable while I feel rubbish.

I'm watching Swallows and Amazons, it's wonderfully old fashioned.
( Bazongaloid, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 10:35, Reply)

MFTU and have a wank. It'll make you feel better

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I hope you've got the fact that HOUSE SEASON MOTHER FUCKING 6 starts on monday.
And heroes 5.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Bones and Supernatural and Fringe
have already started.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Cull on second accounts you say?
That's terrible. I mean, who'd do such a thing as have a second account.

*pouts*
(ChestyLaRue, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I too have the man flu
but my missus refuses to believe my assertions that it's in fact full blown green monkey AIDS.

I felt old when I went to a club recently and was approached by a young lady ....... instead of thinking "I'd fuck you bandy" I actually thought "Hmmm, now what do you want and why are you appraching large strangers?".
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I, too, have lurgy.
I'm ectoplasmic and sound like a scouse Janis Joplin. I only know of one second account. Dunno who the others are. I am always aware of how old I am because I'm an incorrigible cougar. You have to laugh when someone's using his Young Person's Railcard to come visit you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I've got a sore throat and achey pains
and my second account has gone (not that I used it much).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Why's everyone got lurgy?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 13:29, Reply)

QOTWOTitis
*shrug*

I have experimented with microwaving a cheese, salami and chilies sandwich. Verdict: Success.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 13:42, Reply)

That sounds delicious,
but doesn't bread get soggy in a microwave?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Not really - it's not in there that long.
I need to tweak the time a little - 1 minute was too long. And I might ever-so-lightly toast the bread next time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 14:09, Reply)

QOTWOTitis...
Might try to get that on a doctor's note. I've had hot croissants with ham and cheese. Oh, and last night's curry. Still some bhajis , pops and chutneys left...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Mmmm........
curry........might treat myself to one tonight - fucking expensive out here as there are no Indian takeaways, just restaurants. And I have to drive 5 miles to get the food.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 14:02, Reply)

It'll be worth it
HPBD. Hope the cats behave this weekend.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Stealth is finally eating
Bomber is terrified of him right now as he smells "surgical".
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Basicly, there was a huge orgy.
It was the best 3 minuites of my life, next to that evening when I was walking past KFC in southgate and Lemar ordered "OK mate, I got £13.76, you're just going to throw it away, i'll have what you've got left".
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

My old man's 60
I feel old every time I touch him.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 13:42, Reply)

That's too literal!
Surely being with him makes you feel like a PYT (sing na na na na)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

You should totally buy me 32gb ipod touch off me, and use that as a diary.
All the cool kids should do that, with the coolest kid being the winner.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)