what's getting on my tits?
the fact my brother announced this morning that 5 of his mates are crashing tonight. so there will be six 16 year old boys in the house, eating ALL the food and being loud and obnoxious (I do not say this as a prejudgement - it's happened before).

But never mind. How're you mate?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:32, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

They will be smelly as well
boys of that age have a kind of special odour which washing alone cannot remove.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:49, Reply)

I know... believe me I know
if the stench that emanates from my brother's bedroom is anything to go on.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:07, Reply)

hence
drowning themselves in vile lynx smells instead
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:07, Reply)

Boy smell, Lynx smell
It's all vile. Empty a bucket of ambergris over them, that will work wonders.
(stimpy, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:36, Reply)

Pissed off.
I'm crook and my internets is fucked as well.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)