I know someone in China who could get you a cute baby for a tenner.
What sex would you like?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What about that huge 19lb baby born over there.
I'm sure you'd win with that bugger.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Indonesia isn't China.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Oh I didn't realise it was Indonesia.
It's usually China where all the freaks are born.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

*gasps*
and here I was thinking they lived in Milton Keynes....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)

That's where they live now
but they weren't necessarily born there.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:44, Reply)

That's fucking slander that is.
I don't even live in Milton Keynes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Is it slander?
Are we counting posts as spoken word?
If so, everyone should be typing words that reflect their accents.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Ah
Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied, satisfied.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

HEY THERE I HAD INDIAN AT THE WEEKEND

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)

OOh
What did you have, Krispina?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

chicken tikka, naan, cucumber sauce, chicken curry, rice
want
moar
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:24, Reply)

More-or-less what I get
Also mint raita, chutney, bjajis and poppadums :-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

no one knew what to order so we cheated and hit up the buffet
we were all quite pleased, and couldn't stop eating...I think I'm still stuffed
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Yes
It's a really nice kind of stuffed!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I'll not be doing that
Ye widnae hae a clue whit Ah wis sayin.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

*immediately puts on 'ignore'*

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

SmugStreet Boyz

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Any kind of sex will do, preffably cowgirl, but you know, beggers'n'choosers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Once again, b3ta doesn't disappoint.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)