It was not cool. At all.
I'm sure your neighbours have seen people shagging before, and if they do, why the fuck are they looking in your windows anyway? We all do it, after all...
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think they'd get apoplectic should they see what we get up to
Last time people saw, it was nasty.
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Oh, surely not.
You can't be that bad...
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Oh, it could
Trust me one this.
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:44, Reply)

*is now scared of Stimpy*

( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:49, Reply)

That's right, you should be scared
*caresses cat'o'ninetails*
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:50, Reply)

*brandishes six-foot bullwhip*
You call that a whip? THIS is a whip.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:55, Reply)

You have me beat
Dare I ask where, how and why you have it?
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:00, Reply)

'Twas a gift from a nice chap.
Not amazingly easy to handle as it's a bit light, but it's quite satisfying to flick around my flat... prefer crops though.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Sounds interesting
Although I think we'd use them for different purposes. I'd be forced to chase chavs around with them! Does sound like a very nice man who gave it two you, although a slightly odd choice of present to my mind... but I'm sure there was a good reason behind it!
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:08, Reply)

I'm something of an aficionado of good pain,
which I personally would think is wasted on chavs... for them I'd prefer something like a Gattling gun!

He's a nice guy, certainly - of a similar mindset, which may explain the gift to you better...
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Similar mindset to the pain?
Certainly sounds like it. I'll leave the pain though... possible to make a gattling whip do you think?
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Yep. It was pretty fun; I'm a sadistic bitch.
I'm not sure a Gattling whip would be possible, which is a shame. I harbour a fantasy of having my very own Gattling crossbow, a bit like Hugh Jackman in Van Helsing (which is a very, very underrated film).
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Gah!
I go away for a bit and a lovely discussion about side-mimsies turns into full-blown S&M.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:45, Reply)

I seem to have this effect on threads.
It's a bit worrying.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:48, Reply)

* finds a curtain to leap on before Maladicta hits me with her bullwhip *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:00, Reply)

This happens often?
I really need to pay more attention!
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:02, Reply)

It certainly does
That's why the curtains are built to support my full weight.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:04, Reply)

I'm pretty proficient with a bullwhip if I do say so myself.
I practice on cushions and the like when there are no menfolk around who like such things...
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Those
are not cushions!

OUCH!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Oops, my bad.
Need to put my contacts in in future.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:09, Reply)